Star Trek poetry

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by HIjol, May 7, 2014.

  1. 2takesfrakes

    2takesfrakes Commodore Commodore

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    ... Just what I always wanted!

    Now ... thanks to teacake, your thread - your thread - lives! Just like Star Trek ... Frodo ... and the rest of the gang. Hopefully, this time, many others will follow your example and demonstrate their poetic talents ... for all to see!
     
  2. Melakon

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    There once was a young man named Mudd,
    Whose schemes were always a dudd.
    Whether love drugs or androids,
    And ships crews he annoyeds,
    He must have descended from Fudd.
     
  3. HIjol

    HIjol Admiral and Consummate Peacemaker Premium Member

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    Well, I gave it a try in the other Poetry thread, 'Frakes, but I am with you...I am glad this one is alive...and if I was not clear, I thought your earlier poem was excellent!!! :)
     
  4. 2takesfrakes

    2takesfrakes Commodore Commodore

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    Most kind, sir! Yes, when you've got a cutey's image associated with an idea you're trying to convey, it does all of the selling for you. And if she's got elvish ears, then the lottery's been won!

    :rommie: >>SNORT!!!<<
     
  5. HIjol

    HIjol Admiral and Consummate Peacemaker Premium Member

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    Ha!...you have it exactly... :lol:
     
  6. 2takesfrakes

    2takesfrakes Commodore Commodore

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    "A Kirk Moment"

    ... I get on top
    and get it over with quick.
    Jump in the Sonic Shower,
    then scrub down my ****
     
  7. Edward

    Edward Ensign Newbie

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    We have hundreds and millions down here on the ground.
    But where can the enterprise toilets be found.
     
  8. Foxhot

    Foxhot Commodore Commodore

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    Captain Devious
    I want him to touch me
    Let's try a new tack
    What should I tell him?
    I know---''kink in my back!''

    The CATSPAW dilemma
    Our top four are on planet,
    But Uhura's a gal
    Keep her off the chair
    By promoting DeSalle.
     
  9. 2takesfrakes

    2takesfrakes Commodore Commodore

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    Kes, you fired your photons on me!
    Set your phaser cannon to "kill"
    Waited til I dropped my shields,
    And then you fired at will!

    Is it another man? What is it then?
    I know I've got the genitals of a dog
    But late at night, making sweet love
    You never made like something's wrong!

    Now, I know I can be a jealous guy
    With Men looking you up and down
    You know it's only gonna get worse
    without you having me around!

    What about all those special things
    you know I always did for you.
    Don't end this for me now, sweets,
    We've still got lots more to do!

    I know you and your girlfriends
    are laughing loud, at my expense.
    Kes, think about what you're doing
    Because you're not making sense!

    A Warlord, unkind, had entered your mind
    Filling your empty head with such thoughts
    When he fled, you left - all without regret
    Losing me this battle, one I never fought!

    See this, what you're putting me through -
    In the Fetal Position - can even you know?
    Tears stinging orange eyes like citric acid
    Kes ... I don't THINK so!!!
     
  10. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Posting this here for my literary record.

    Kes as a Disney Princess.. ELOGIUM

    (to the tune of Frozen's "Let it Go")

    The goo glows yellow
    On my skin tonight
    Not a lover to be seen
    A bedroom of isolation
    And it looks like I'm Pristine


    The hormones are howling
    A swirling storm inside
    Couldn't keep this goo in
    Heavens know I tried..


    Don't let Neelix in
    Don't let Neelix see
    Be the good girl you always have to be
    Sedate
    Don't mate
    Don't let him know..
    Well now he knows!


    Let it goo, let it goo!
    Can't hold it in anymore
    Let it goo, let it goo!
    Neelix let's do it on the floor!
    I don't care what they're going to say
    Let the hormones rage on..
    The goo never bothered me anyway
     
  11. 2takesfrakes

    2takesfrakes Commodore Commodore

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    Whereas I am posting this to service the Literary Integrity of STAR TREK fandom - and perhaps, all of Humanity, itself ...

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    Mandy Grayson,
    How you look like Winona Ryder!
    It puts a fire ...
    Under my desire.

    Your hugs and kisses,
    your soft caresses,
    Life's injustice,
    your touch addresses.

    Whilst my marriage
    to a Vulcan Princess
    Is without logic ...
    It's almost meaningless.

    After we were wed,
    She let herself go.
    And when she had Sybok,
    even more so.

    When I met you on Earth,
    That's when our affair began.
    But, I'm too High Profile,
    For the public to understand.

    But you always do, Mandy.
    We're never indiscreet.
    We take seperate taxis,
    Whenever we meet.

    I want us to be seen.
    I want to show the world,
    what True Love means!
    But then, logic enters:

    We have to lay low,
    on the couch,
    on the countertop
    ... on the flo'.

    If my wife ever knew,
    Logic suggests what she'd do:
    she'd take our toddler in tow
    and turn our divorce into a show.

    I can't not raise my boy!
    He's my pride. He's my joy.
    Mandy, though - you're my love.
    And soon, our day will come!
     
  12. HIjol

    HIjol Admiral and Consummate Peacemaker Premium Member

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    And such a place to be, there ought
    Discussion ranging, raging, too!
    Opinions flying, assumptions new

    Some are Strident, some are Blue
    Some are Older! some are New
    Some are Hard to Read Sometimes
    Some, like Me, with Clarity Rise.

    Find a Forum? Yes I have!
    Enjoyment, Thought-Provoking Salve
    Balm for what I need Each Day
    A place for all my Thoughts to Lay

    "Thanks," to all of You I Say
    Thanks for reading, Come What May
    Thank you for this place to Be
    Thanks so much, to You, from Me


    Grateful HIjol
     
  13. Captain Kathryn

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    Neelix loves his leola root
    Unfortunately, it makes him toot!
    On it's way out, it can make a mess
    But at least he has his sweetie, Kes
     
  14. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    Harry has trouble getting laid
    The only girls he gets are...paid
    He finally gets some in "The Disease"
    Too bad he's left with STDs

    (true story bro)
     
  15. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    OMG THIS IS GREAT
     
  16. HIjol

    HIjol Admiral and Consummate Peacemaker Premium Member

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    We know so little of Tuvok's socks
    We know even less about Tuvok's c##k
    We know he has one, that's for sure
    We know not length or width or girth

    7 of 9, Still Waters Run Deep (!)
    Tuvok, to her place would creep
    Janeway boiling water for tea
    Chockie up to take a pee

    All these peeps converge on deck
    Ain't been l**d sInce way, way back!
    What do you think they will do,
    Get together for me and you?
     
  17. 2takesfrakes

    2takesfrakes Commodore Commodore

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  18. HIjol

    HIjol Admiral and Consummate Peacemaker Premium Member

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    Because 'Frakes asked...

    It's late...no sleep again
    Sit up, push cover back, and then
    Replicate a hot Earl Grey, encore
    And out into the corridor

    Devoid, it seems, of any one
    But She is here, with hum and thrum
    Always present, never resting
    Power flowing, Techno-Festing

    As I walk her hallowed halls
    Imagining all behind her walls
    Magnitudes of complication
    Subtle thresholds of vibration

    Can one command such might?
    I ponder, rightly, in the night
    How did it ever come to be
    That man, that plan, would include me?

    A staff and crew above all others
    Exploration, rejuvenation, bases covered
    Five Year Mission exactingly planned
    Orders given, regions scanned

    As I walk these halls of Power
    In solitude, at this late hour
    My tea is cold, my Orders bold
    We Warp for areas untold.

    HIjol 2015
     
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  19. HIjol

    HIjol Admiral and Consummate Peacemaker Premium Member

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    My Heart My Head
    Two Parts of Me, it is said
    But
    all too often
    I find them
    Inter Changable

    Feel With One
    Think With the Other
    It Is Said
    But
    all too often
    I find them
    In Ter Change Able

    I Ache to Find a Love
    That Wants
    My Love, Freely given
    But
    all too often
    I
    Do Not Find Them

    So Much Love and
    Caring
    I have In Side
    But
    all too often
    I fine them
    Un Want Ed

    My Heart My Head
    Two Parts of Me
    Pure
    Good
    The Essence of Me
    But
    all too often
    I find them
    UN Desired
    Unde Sired
    Undesir Ed...

    Undesired

    Hijol, 2015
     
  20. 2takesfrakes

    2takesfrakes Commodore Commodore

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    Very few threads, indeed, have aggrandised and romanticised the STAR TREK franchise like this one, HIjol. Your latest contributions prove - once & for all time - that your reputation as STAR TREK's own Poet Laureate is secure! Never lose your Muse ...
     

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