Star Trek Next Generation: A XXX Parody

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by JoeZhang, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. JoeZhang

    JoeZhang Vice Admiral Admiral

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    http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/01/27/star-trek-next-generation-a-xxx-parody-to-film-this-weekend/

    Surely they have to have Worf say "today is a good day to f**K"
     
  2. od0_ital

    od0_ital Admiral Admiral

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    What's the big deal? I was given a TNG porn parody as a high school graduation gift back in '97! It had Anna Malle in it.
     
  3. Bishop76

    Bishop76 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Yeah, but this one is CANON
     
  4. Ryan Thomas Riddle

    Ryan Thomas Riddle Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    It really should be called "Star Trek: The Next Penetration."
     
  5. Alrik

    Alrik Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....
  6. od0_ital

    od0_ital Admiral Admiral

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    So the only ones havin' sex will be Yar & Data?

    :cardie:
     
  7. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I saw the XXX parody called Sex Trek, and there was an in film mention of the next one being call SEX Trek "The Next Penetration"...
     
  8. billcosby

    billcosby Commodore Commodore

    I cannot believe it took this long to make this.
     
  9. Admiral Buzzkill

    Admiral Buzzkill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    There are a couple of porn companies turning out hard-core parodies of old TV shows and movies - Hustler's line is "This Ain't" as in "This Ain't Star Trek" etc - and the casts and crews seem to bring an inordinate amount of enthusiasm and attention to detail to them. Here's a safe-for-work review of Vivid's recent Batman parody:

    http://smashortrashindiefilmmaking.com/?page_id=803
     
  10. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    He is ... fully functional.

    And programed in various ... techniques...
     
  11. MrPointy

    MrPointy Commander Red Shirt

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    Sort of want.

    I like India Summer, but I'm not so hot on Kimberly Kane as Beverly. They should have got Julia Ann to play her instead.

    Wait, if it's season 6, does that mean we'll get Ro Laren?
     
  12. BolianAuthor

    BolianAuthor Writer, Battlestar Urantia Rear Admiral

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    Wow... just... wow.

    It's amazing how much thought went into that, lol... and the actors they got actually do really look like the Batman characters!
     
  13. Skywalker

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    I find it hilarious that the guy who played the Joker actually grew a mustache so they could put makeup over it, like Romero's Joker. :lol:
     
  14. Dukhat

    Dukhat Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I love porn about as much as I love Star Trek. Now I can have both at the same time!:p

    On a related note, has anyone heard anything more about that "Reno 911" - inspired Trek spoof series in the works?
     
  15. ClayinCA

    ClayinCA Commodore Commodore

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    Well, according to this article (and accompanying sort-of SFW pics), Ro Laren is indeed in it.
     
  16. JRS

    JRS Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Hmm.."Troi" doesnt look bad at all;):alienblush:
    I have to say that the bridge set is pretty nice.
    Would be fun to have it for a fanfilm:cool:
    Though I would switch the chairs maybe to different one plus add some details.
     
  17. Subcommander R.

    Subcommander R. Commodore Commodore

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    They have to be legally distinct.

    Really though, I find this to be freaking hilarious.
     
  18. Dukhat

    Dukhat Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I'm actually very intrigued to see what the modelmaking looks like (among other reasons to see the movie :)). The Enterprise-D and any other ships used have to look somewhat different than the real thing for the above reason, but from what I've read, they're supposedly professionally done, not cheap plastic model kits or horrendously shitty CGI like in "This Ain't Star Trek."

    The legal thing is similar to what happened in "Zapped!" Scott Baio made a model Enterprise hover around his bedroom, but because of legalities, they couldn't use the actual Enterprise image, so they kitbashed a Millenium Falcon with TMP Enterprise nacelles instead.

    http://images.paxholley.net/blog/Zapped/zapped_starship2.jpg

    However, nothing beats (T)Raumschiff's "penis-Voyager.":lol:
     
  19. Dukhat

    Dukhat Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Another tidbit I found online (if anybody even cares): The "Stargazer" set dressing model for Picard's ready room is, for some reason, the Enterprise-E model with a large TOS Connie nacelle and pylon stuck to the top of it. Maybe somebody thought it looked phallus-like?:confused:

    I have a picture if anyone seriously wants to see it.
     
  20. Vinkula

    Vinkula Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    They doesn't have Beverly in it...?