Star Trek: Into Whiteness (A Summary)

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  1. BigJake

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    This comic came to me via the magickal Facebook Fairy. It's a lengthy, quite funny parody of STiD, and after some checking it doesn't seem to have been posted here prior, so... enjoy, hopefully! (NB: It's a large photoset and on some browsers may take a couple of reloads to work properly.)
     
  2. Crisp Crinkle

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    I laughed hard in spots. Thumbs up! :techman:
     
  3. Set Harth

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    Well, there's been some improvement in the number of pictures I can see. It's the same as before, but now with the ones in the OP added in!
     
  4. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    The set numbers in the neighborhood of 250 images total. If you're not seeing them all, I'm not sure what to suggest, but on my poky old machine it's loaded up complete every time so far.
     
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    Phhht. I got bored after 20 panels. LOLCats level humor.
     
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    ^ Even so, this one had me cracking up.

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  7. BigJake

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    Shame, really. The really good stuff kicks in right at the 21st panel. :techman:
     
  8. Crisp Crinkle

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    I agree that it is probably overly long, but I have really low expectations for things of this sort. Some of the slapstick beats were right on the money, and I laughed aloud, so that was enough. The Onion's mock review, the Honest Trailers, and How It Should Have Ended are all way funnier, but so what.
     
  9. geneo

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    It started off good until I saw the F word, that ruined it. Why does there have to be cussing in everything, sheesh.
     
  10. BigJake

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    So you got... midway through the first panel then? :rommie:

    It's pretty light on that sort of thing on the whole, FWIW.
     
  11. Timewalker

    Timewalker Cat-lovin', Star Trekkin' Time Lady Premium Member

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    That's what makes it funny. :)

    A few years ago somebody posted a LOL version of The Trouble With Tribbles - including LOL-style commercials.
     
  12. M'Sharak

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    Click.
     
  13. Crisp Crinkle

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    I think this is funny, too. :shrug:
     
  14. BeatleJWOL

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    7/10

    nearly died at the "curse your sudden and inevitable betrayal" panel though. :guffaw:
     
  15. UFO

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    "No time for introspection now Jim. It looks like the plots arrived."

    "You can’t just ask people why they’re white."
     
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    Don't forget LOLTrek Furst Contact.
     
  17. Crisp Crinkle

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    I LOLed. :lol:
     
  18. Timewalker

    Timewalker Cat-lovin', Star Trekkin' Time Lady Premium Member

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    Um... okay, there were some funny panels...
     
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    Yeah, this just about killed me, too. :lol:
     
  20. Joel_Kirk

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    Reading it now.

    It's...clever...

    heh heh heh