Star Trek insults

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by GeneHunt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. bgrummer

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    Commander Decker Fecker
    Charles Tucker Fucker
     
  2. Kai "the spy"

    Kai "the spy" Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    You mean
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  4. GeneHunt

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    Thief!
     
  5. Kes2370

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    it translates as:

    Sli'vaq = Prostitute.

    Kes
     
  6. Rush Limborg

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    ^Yep.

    Ezri's look of blazing-eyed righteous fury at that is absolutely priceless!

    Goes to show, "Hell hath no fury..."
     
  7. author_trek

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    You know your fic's bad when Weird Al agrees to spoof it.
     
  8. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    ^Has he spoofed Trek yet?
     
  9. GeneHunt

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    Ferengi lugs
     
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  11. HAL.9000

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    A running gag I had as a kid with a sibling dealt with Kirk and Uhura. You see, if you say "Uhura" too fast, it sounds an awful much like "you whore."

    So throughout classic Star Trek episodes we would just crack up whenever we heard Kirk refer to her as "Lieutenant You Whore."
     
  12. ArcherNX01

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    Yo mamma so fat, she has her own neutral zone.

    Yo mamma so fat, when she uses the transporter - they have to use the whole computer core to store her pattern.
     
  13. Karl Shoottheglass

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    Your mom's so old she makes Arlene Galway look like Balok!
     
  14. Avon

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    your momma's so fat you can slingshot around her and travel back in time 2 years
     
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    Yo Momma's so ugly even Captain Kirk won't sleep with her!
     
  16. Sigokat

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    Not really an insult, but when I was in college a roommate of ours (turned uot he was a liar and a thief, but I digress) was talking to us about something (can't remember the topic) and he suggested being a collective and I spat out "What? We aren't the fucking Borg!"
     
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    This TOS episode's so bad we're running it for the fourth season. By itself.
     
  18. ArcherNX01

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    Yo mamma so fat, when she needs a shuttle she has to take the saucer section.
     
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    You're so boring you put Spock to sleep.