Star Trek A To Z

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  1. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
     
  2. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
     
  3. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
     
  4. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    Location:
    everywhere
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
     
  5. Satyrquaze

    Satyrquaze Vice Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
     
  6. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
     
  7. Satyrquaze

    Satyrquaze Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Satyrquaze
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
     
  8. Brian

    Brian Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Brian
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
     
  9. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
     
  10. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2010
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
    P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
     
  11. Alrik

    Alrik Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
    P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
    Q is for....well Q of course.
     
  12. Iamnotspock

    Iamnotspock Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Bristol, England
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
    P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
    Q is for....well Q of course.
    R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude.
     
  13. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2005
    Location:
    everywhere
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
    P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
    Q is for....well Q of course.
    R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude.
    S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories...
     
  14. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
    P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
    Q is for....well Q of course.
    R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude.
    S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories...
    T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating.
     
  15. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2010
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
    P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
    Q is for....well Q of course.
    R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude.
    S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories...
    T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating.
    U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself.
     
  16. Satyrquaze

    Satyrquaze Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    Location:
    Satyrquaze
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
    P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
    Q is for....well Q of course.
    R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude.
    S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories...
    T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating.
    U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself.
    V is for Vulcans. They were pretty dang annoying when they were treating humanity like second-class citizens of the galaxy.
     
  17. Brian

    Brian Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2001
    Location:
    Brian
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
    P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
    Q is for....well Q of course.
    R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude.
    S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories...
    T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating.
    U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself.
    V is for Vulcans. They were pretty dang annoying when they were treating humanity like second-class citizens of the galaxy.
    W is for Weyoun and his smarmy clones.
     
  18. Satyrquaze

    Satyrquaze Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2010
    Location:
    Satyrquaze
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
    P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
    Q is for....well Q of course.
    R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude.
    S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories...
    T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating.
    U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself.
    V is for Vulcans. They were pretty dang annoying when they were treating humanity like second-class citizens of the galaxy.
    W is for Weyoun and his smarmy clones.
    X is for X-Ray Lasers. Against modern Starfleet shields they are little more than a nuisance.
     
  19. Brian

    Brian Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    Location:
    Brian
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
    P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
    Q is for....well Q of course.
    R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude.
    S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories...
    T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating.
    U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself.
    V is for Vulcans. They were pretty dang annoying when they were treating humanity like second-class citizens of the galaxy.
    W is for Weyoun and his smarmy clones.
    X is for X-Ray Lasers. Against modern Starfleet shields they are little more than a nuisance.
    Y is for Yar bringing up rape gangs every five minutes.
     
  20. Alrik

    Alrik Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2003
    Location:
    Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....
    A is for Admirals, always seeing their wise and brilliant orders ignored by arrogants captains.
    B is for Bajoran vedeks, always injecting their religion into the politics of their world and further complicating already delicate matters
    C is for Cardassian Central Command. interfering gits.
    D is for Diplomats. Useless. All of them. The best diplomat is a fully charged phaser bank.
    E is for Emissary. Whether you're an Admiral, annoyed at this textbook breach of the Prime Directive, a Kai wishing you were the Emissary instead, a Gul jealous of his popularity, or simply a plain, simple tailor who got punched because your schemes were a little too dark for him, the man's a nuisance.
    F is for Ferengi, always getting underfoot with their wild and stupid schemes to make profit.
    G is for Gorn. Going around fragging colonies. Damn lizards.
    H is for HARCOURT!! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
    I is for Iconian Gateways. All these portals through time and space do is make things more difficult for Starfleet. Screw 'em.
    J is for Jem'hadar. No eating, no drinking, no sex. how's an honest Ferengi barkeep supposed to make a living?
    K is for Klingons. Nuff said.
    L is for Legarans, bloody awkward people to negotiate with.
    M is for McCoy, Dr. Leonard H. Mostly to certain Vulcans.
    N is for Nanites, eatin your core and stuff.
    O is for Organ thieves like the Vidiians. Nasty sons-o-bitches!
    P is for Privy. Where's the damned privy? 430 crew on this ship and no privy. THAT's the most annoying thing by far.
    Q is for....well Q of course.
    R is for Romulans. Vulcans with attitude.
    S is for Sneaky Satarrans, going around knocking people out and wiping their memories...
    T is for any random humanoid species starting with T that nobody in Starfleet will encounter often enough to finally remember who is who. Damn, that's irritating.
    U is for the Ultimate Computer. What good is a massively expensive and powerful computer if you can double-talk it into killing itself.
    V is for Vulcans. They were pretty dang annoying when they were treating humanity like second-class citizens of the galaxy.
    W is for Weyoun and his smarmy clones.
    X is for X-Ray Lasers. Against modern Starfleet shields they are little more than a nuisance.
    Y is for Yar bringing up rape gangs every five minutes.
    Z is for Zorn, the morally corrupt Bandi Groppler of Farpoint Station.