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  1. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
    B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
    C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
    D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
    E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
    F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
    G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
    H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
    I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
    J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
    K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
    L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
    M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
    N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
    O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
    P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
    Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
    R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
    S if for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
     
  2. Satyrquaze

    Satyrquaze Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Location:
    Satyrquaze
    A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
    B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
    C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
    D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
    E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
    F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
    G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
    H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
    I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
    J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
    K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
    L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
    M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
    N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
    O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
    P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
    Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
    R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
    S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
    T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
     
  3. Brian

    Brian Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Brian
    A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
    B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
    C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
    D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
    E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
    F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
    G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
    H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
    I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
    J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
    K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
    L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
    M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
    N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
    O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
    P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
    Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
    R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
    S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
    T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
    U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!"
     
  4. Satyrquaze

    Satyrquaze Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    Location:
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    A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
    B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
    C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
    D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
    E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
    F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
    G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
    H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
    I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
    J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
    K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
    L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
    M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
    N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
    O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
    P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
    Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
    R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
    S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
    T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
    U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!"
    V is for "I'm a doctor, not a 'Veruul'!"
     
  5. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
    B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
    C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
    D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
    E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
    F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
    G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
    H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
    I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
    J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
    K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
    L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
    M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
    N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
    O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
    P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
    Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
    R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
    S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
    T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
    U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!"
    V is for "I'm a doctor, not a 'Veruul'!"
    W is for "I'm a doctor, not a Whale Specialist from 1986!"
     
  6. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    Location:
    Land of Enchantment
    A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
    B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
    C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
    D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
    E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
    F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
    G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
    H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
    I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
    J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
    K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
    L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
    M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
    N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
    O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
    P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
    Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
    R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
    S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
    T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
    U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!"
    V is for "I'm a doctor, not a 'Veruul'!"
    W is for "I'm a doctor, not a Whale Specialist from 1986!
    X is for "I'm a doctor, not a xylophone. But I can whistle a jaunty tune while a sew!"
     
  7. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    Location:
    everywhere
    A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
    B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
    C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
    D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
    E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
    F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
    G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
    H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
    I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
    J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
    K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
    L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
    M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
    N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
    O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
    P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
    Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
    R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
    S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
    T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
    U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!"
    V is for "I'm a doctor, not a 'Veruul'!"
    W is for "I'm a doctor, not a Whale Specialist from 1986!
    X is for "I'm a doctor, not a xylophone. But I can whistle a jaunty tune while a sew!"
    Y is for "I'm a doctor not a youth worker!"
     
  8. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    Location:
    Ultraworld
    A is for "I'm a doctor, not a Andorian antenna therapist"
    B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer"
    C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt"
    D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that."
    E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator"
    F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl."
    G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist"
    H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!"
    I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!"
    J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
    K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!"
    L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!"
    M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!"
    N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
    O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!"
    P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!"
    Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!"
    R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
    S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
    T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
    U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!"
    V is for "I'm a doctor, not a 'Veruul'!"
    W is for "I'm a doctor, not a Whale Specialist from 1986!
    X is for "I'm a doctor, not a xylophone. But I can whistle a jaunty tune while a sew!"
    Y is for "I'm a doctor not a youth worker!"
    Z is for "I'm a doctor, not a zebra wrangler!"
     
  9. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Commodore Commodore

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    Cool. I get to start another one.
    What would you order at Quark's:
    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
     
  10. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    Location:
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    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
    I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
     
  11. Satyrquaze

    Satyrquaze Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
    I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
    I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up.
     
  12. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
    I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
    I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
    I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
     
  13. Satyrquaze

    Satyrquaze Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    Location:
    Satyrquaze
    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
    I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
    I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
    I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
    I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
     
  14. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
    I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
    I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
    I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
    I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
    I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
     
  15. Brian

    Brian Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
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    Location:
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    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
    I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
    I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
    I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
    I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
    I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
    I'll have a Gorntini.
     
  16. CorporalClegg

    CorporalClegg Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2001
    Location:
    Land of Enchantment
    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
    I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
    I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
    I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
    I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
    I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
    I'll have a Gorntini.
    I'll have what he's having.
     
  17. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2005
    Location:
    everywhere
    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
    I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
    I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
    I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
    I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
    I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
    I'll have a Gorntini.
    I'll have a Halliian Brandy
     
  18. Mr_Homn

    Mr_Homn Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
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    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
    I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
    I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
    I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
    I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
    I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
    I'll have a Gorntini.
    I'll have a Halliian Brandy
    I'll have an Iconian Sex on the Transdimensional Beach
     
  19. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2010
    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
    I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
    I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
    I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
    I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
    I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
    I'll have a Gorntini.
    I'll have a Halliian Brandy
    I'll have an Iconian Sex on the Transdimensional Beach
    I'll have a juice of Rokassa. My friend Garak will have one too.
     
  20. Mr_Homn

    Mr_Homn Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2010
    I'll have a double Andorian vodka, on the rocks of course.
    I'll have a Betelgeusian ale...with a twist of Orion spice.
    I'll have a Cardassian Sunrise straight-up
    I'll have a Deltan-on-the-Beach
    I'll have an Elim Garak. (It's like an Arne Palmer, but it kills the drinker)
    I'll have a Ferenginar Firewater. Hold the slug additive.
    I'll have a Gorntini.
    I'll have a Halliian Brandy
    I'll have an Iconian Sex on the Transdimensional Beach
    I'll have a juice of Rokassa. My friend Garak will have one too.
    I'll have a Klingon Blood Wine. (Come on, what did you think I was gonna say?)
     

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