A is for Archer, the first captain. B is for B'Elanna Torres, the half-Klingon, half-human chief engineer aboard the starship Voyager. C is for Charlie X, the childlike, godlike creature that destroyed a ship and then wreaked havoc on the Enterprise before its custodians reeled him in and undid everything he'd done on the Enterprise but not unfortunately what he did to the other ship. D is for the DY-100 class sleeper ship developed and launched by Earth during the 1990s. E is for Enterprise, a name given to many a glorious ship. F is for Federation Funny Farm. G is for Gagh, a klingon "delicacy". H is for Harcourt Fenton Mudd. He has a fondness for drinking too much and lots of women. I is for Inhibitions, what T'Pol lost in Bounty. J is for Jake Sisko who thinks The Dominion believe in free speech. K is for the Klingon High Command, the highest military authority with the Empire. L is for Loneliness of command. M is for Morn. N is for Nelvana III. O is for Odona of Gideon. P is for Pakleds. I believe that my former employers were some. Q is for Quasar-like phenomena. R is for Risa, everyone's favorite vacation planet. S is for Stonn of Vulcan. T is for the Tarkelians, they grow tea plants. U is for Ullian telepathy. V is for Vacuoles, they forced Janeway to put the ship on autopilot.