A is for the Alpha Quadrant. B is for Bajoran Burritos. C is for Cardassians. D is for Delta Vega. E is for the Eymorg women. F is for Ferengi. G is for Go, To Boldly. H is for Holosuite I is for Isolinear processors. J is for Jolan Tru. A Romulan greeting. K is for Klingon Imperial Empire. L is for Landru. Lover of black turtlenecks and big poofy hair. M is for Maltz, lone survivor of Commander Kruge's ill-fated Klingon crew. N is for Norman of planet Mudd. O is for Odona, who took one for the team P is for Photonic torpedoes. Q is for Quark, son of Keldar and Ishka, brother of Rom and uncle of Nog. R is for Romulan Whiskey. For those who are sick of ale all of the time. S is for Saurian Brandy. I SAID GIMME THE BRANDY!!! T is for Tiburon, homeworld of both Dr. Sevrin and the victims of the notorious criminal Zora, who experimented upon their body chemistries. U is for UESPA. V is for Violence, abhorred by Surak. W is for Willy Riker.