A is for Ann Mulhall, who bore a curious resemblance to Miranda Jones and Katherine Pulaski. B is for Benjamin Lafayette Sisko. C is for Cogley. Samuel Cogley. Attorney at Law. Likes to make pithy speeches. D is for David Marcus. Moidered by Klingon bastards! E is for the Exeter, whose entire crew except for Captain Ronald Tracey perished in orbit after being infected with deadly bacteriological agents left over from Omega IV's planetary wars. F is for Fesarius. Flagship of the First Federation. G is for Gorn territorial claims to parts of Federation space. H is for Hikaru Sulu. I is for the Intrepid, the Federation starship that responded to Klingon distress calls following the brutal Khitomer massacre of 2346. J is for 'Jimmy Boy.' What Finnegan called Cadet Kirk. K is for Kang, legendary Klingon commander and warrior of the 23rd and 24th centuries L is for Lake, where some nefarious aliens hid a cloaked holo-ship M is for Mitchell, Gary Mitchell. I think he hit Carol Marcus before Kirk did. That would explain why David was such a pansy. N is for Nanotechnology. O is for Ocampa. Their culture never heard of the seven year itch. P is for Patrol which the Enterprise E was ordered to do in the neutral zone during the second Borg attack on Earth. Q is for Quadrotriticale. It is, in fact, not just wheat. R is for Ramscoops. S is for Soliton wave propulsion technology. T is for T'Pol's mammalian protuberances.