A is for antibodies. The Enterprise crew were antibodies of their own galaxy. B is for Brandy. Saurian, if you please. C is for Cardassian Sunrise, an alien alcoholic beverage available in at least one bar on Earth in the Abrams timeline circa 2258. D is for Deuterium. The fuel for Enterprise's impulse engines. E is for the Earth Cargo Authority, which governed warp-powered civilian cargo freighters during the 22nd century. F is for the Fornax Disaster, now gimme the brandy! G is for the Gorlan Uprising in the Mirror Universe, ruthlessly crushed by Captain James T. Kirk of the ISS Enterprise. H is for Herman, the name of a series of androids on planet Mudd. I said, gimme the BRANDY!!! I is for Inertial dampers. J is for Jeffries Tubes. A more elegant name than 'piping and conduit alley'. K is for KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!! L is for Lazarus. What of him, anyway? M is for Maltz the Klingon. He did not deserve to live. N is for Never, how often a controlled-implosion full-power start had been done before the incident at Psi 2000. O is for Orellious IX. P is for Peter Kirk. Q is for Quark's Bar. "Come to Quark's. Quark's is fun. Come to Quark's. Don't walk, RUN!" R is for Romulan Lager. S is for the Sun. Slingshot around it at high warp and at just the right conditions and you're in time warp. If you don't you fry. T is for Temporal anomalys. U is for Ullian facial ridges, not unlike the facial ridges of a lot of other humanoid races of the known galaxy. V is for Vanishing, the apparent (but only apparent) effect of drinking Scalosian water. And speaking of drinking, where's that damn brandy? W is for Wet, the aftereffect of drinking the damn brandy!!! X is for Xindi evil plan to destroy the Earth.