Star Trek A To Z

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by GemHaters, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    A is for the Alpha Cygnus star system.
    B is for Big Boobies. Uhura had 'em, so did Troi, 7 of 9 and T'Pol.
    C is for Canamar.
    D is for the D. The Enterprise-D. Looks like a gigantic warp paddle.
    E is for Enterprise-B. She'll be installed with all she needs. On Tuesday.
    F is for Federation Funny Farm.
    G is for the Gamelan sector.
    H is for Harriman, Captain of the Excelsior, er... I mean the Enterprise.
    I is for Izar, Federation colony world and home of Starfleet legend Captain Garth.
    J is for Junk. As in what's left of your ship after you let Counselor Troi drive.
    K is for Kling.
    L is for lateral sensor array. Online and scanning. Detecting large atmospheric disturbances nearby. (thunderstorms)
    M is for Miramanee. Impregnated by James R. Kirk
    N is for NONA! Who would have liked to be impregnated by James Kirk.
    O is for Omicron Theta.
    P is for PING! What one of Spock's machines does at his Science station. Especialy if he hits the wrong button at the wrong time. (See Monty Python)
    Q is for, well, Q.
    R is for Real. It's REAL!!!
    S is for Saturn's rings.
    T is for T'Pol's Tits.
    U is for Uhura's uniform. And her prominently displayed red underwear. Could accidentally trigger early puberty is some young boys. Thanks GR.
    V is for Valkris and her busty Klingon cleavage.
    W is for Warp Factor 13.
     
  2. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for the Alpha Cygnus star system.
    B is for Big Boobies. Uhura had 'em, so did Troi, 7 of 9 and T'Pol.
    C is for Canamar.
    D is for the D. The Enterprise-D. Looks like a gigantic warp paddle.
    E is for Enterprise-B. She'll be installed with all she needs. On Tuesday.
    F is for Federation Funny Farm.
    G is for the Gamelan sector.
    H is for Harriman, Captain of the Excelsior, er... I mean the Enterprise.
    I is for Izar, Federation colony world and home of Starfleet legend Captain Garth.
    J is for Junk. As in what's left of your ship after you let Counselor Troi drive.
    K is for Kling.
    L is for lateral sensor array. Online and scanning. Detecting large atmospheric disturbances nearby. (thunderstorms)
    M is for Miramanee. Impregnated by James R. Kirk
    N is for NONA! Who would have liked to be impregnated by James Kirk.
    O is for Omicron Theta.
    P is for PING! What one of Spock's machines does at his Science station. Especialy if he hits the wrong button at the wrong time. (See Monty Python)
    Q is for, well, Q.
    R is for Real. It's REAL!!!
    S is for Saturn's rings.
    T is for T'Pol's Tits.
    U is for Uhura's uniform. And her prominently displayed red underwear. Could accidentally trigger early puberty is some young boys. Thanks GR.
    V is for Valkris and her busty Klingon cleavage.
    W is for Warp Factor 13.
    X is for Xindi-Insectoid compound eyes.
     
  3. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    A is for the Alpha Cygnus star system.
    B is for Big Boobies. Uhura had 'em, so did Troi, 7 of 9 and T'Pol.
    C is for Canamar.
    D is for the D. The Enterprise-D. Looks like a gigantic warp paddle.
    E is for Enterprise-B. She'll be installed with all she needs. On Tuesday.
    F is for Federation Funny Farm.
    G is for the Gamelan sector.
    H is for Harriman, Captain of the Excelsior, er... I mean the Enterprise.
    I is for Izar, Federation colony world and home of Starfleet legend Captain Garth.
    J is for Junk. As in what's left of your ship after you let Counselor Troi drive.
    K is for Kling.
    L is for lateral sensor array. Online and scanning. Detecting large atmospheric disturbances nearby. (thunderstorms)
    M is for Miramanee. Impregnated by James R. Kirk
    N is for NONA! Who would have liked to be impregnated by James Kirk.
    O is for Omicron Theta.
    P is for PING! What one of Spock's machines does at his Science station. Especialy if he hits the wrong button at the wrong time. (See Monty Python)
    Q is for, well, Q.
    R is for Real. It's REAL!!!
    S is for Saturn's rings.
    T is for T'Pol's Tits.
    U is for Uhura's uniform. And her prominently displayed red underwear. Could accidentally trigger early puberty is some young boys. Thanks GR.
    V is for Valkris and her busty Klingon cleavage.
    W is for Warp Factor 13.
    X is for Xindi-Insectoid compound eyes.
    Y is for Yangtzee Kiang. Federation runabout what Commander Sisko crashed in the Gamma Quadrant.
     
  4. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for the Alpha Cygnus star system.
    B is for Big Boobies. Uhura had 'em, so did Troi, 7 of 9 and T'Pol.
    C is for Canamar.
    D is for the D. The Enterprise-D. Looks like a gigantic warp paddle.
    E is for Enterprise-B. She'll be installed with all she needs. On Tuesday.
    F is for Federation Funny Farm.
    G is for the Gamelan sector.
    H is for Harriman, Captain of the Excelsior, er... I mean the Enterprise.
    I is for Izar, Federation colony world and home of Starfleet legend Captain Garth.
    J is for Junk. As in what's left of your ship after you let Counselor Troi drive.
    K is for Kling.
    L is for lateral sensor array. Online and scanning. Detecting large atmospheric disturbances nearby. (thunderstorms)
    M is for Miramanee. Impregnated by James R. Kirk
    N is for NONA! Who would have liked to be impregnated by James Kirk.
    O is for Omicron Theta.
    P is for PING! What one of Spock's machines does at his Science station. Especialy if he hits the wrong button at the wrong time. (See Monty Python)
    Q is for, well, Q.
    R is for Real. It's REAL!!!
    S is for Saturn's rings.
    T is for T'Pol's Tits.
    U is for Uhura's uniform. And her prominently displayed red underwear. Could accidentally trigger early puberty is some young boys. Thanks GR.
    V is for Valkris and her busty Klingon cleavage.
    W is for Warp Factor 13.
    X is for Xindi-Insectoid compound eyes.
    Y is for Yangtzee Kiang. Federation runabout what Commander Sisko crashed in the Gamma Quadrant.
    Z is for Zek's palatial office in the Ferengi Tower of Commerce.
     
  5. Orac

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
     
  6. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
     
  7. GNDN

    GNDN Commodore Commodore

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
     
  8. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
     
  9. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
     
  10. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
    F is for Federation Diplomats. The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank.
     
  11. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
    F is for Federation Diplomats. The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank.
    G is for Glommer. Tribble predator.
     
  12. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
    F is for Federation Diplomats. The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank.
    G is for Glommer. Tribble predator.
    H is for Hirogen hunting trophies.
     
  13. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
    F is for Federation Diplomats. The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank.
    G is for Glommer. Tribble predator.
    H is for Hirogen hunting trophies.
    I is for Iconians. Demons of air and darkness.
     
  14. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
    F is for Federation Diplomats. The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank.
    G is for Glommer. Tribble predator.
    H is for Hirogen hunting trophies.
    I is for Iconians. Demons of air and darkness.
    J is for Jupiter Station.
     
  15. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
    F is for Federation Diplomats. The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank.
    G is for Glommer. Tribble predator.
    H is for Hirogen hunting trophies.
    I is for Iconians. Demons of air and darkness.
    J is for Jupiter Station.
    K is for Kelvans. Immensely powerful aliens from another galaxy. That apparently can be overcome by whiskey and some pep pills.
     
  16. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
    F is for Federation Diplomats. The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank.
    G is for Glommer. Tribble predator.
    H is for Hirogen hunting trophies.
    I is for Iconians. Demons of air and darkness.
    J is for Jupiter Station.
    K is for Kelvans. Immensely powerful aliens from another galaxy. That apparently can be overcome by whiskey and some pep pills.
    L is for Lurians. Some of them could be very, very quiet.
     
  17. auntiehill

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
    F is for Federation Diplomats. The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank.
    G is for Glommer. Tribble predator.
    H is for Hirogen hunting trophies.
    I is for Iconians. Demons of air and darkness.
    J is for Jupiter Station.
    K is for Kelvans. Immensely powerful aliens from another galaxy. That apparently can be overcome by whiskey and some pep pills.
    L is for Lurians. Some of them could be very, very quiet.
    M is for Morn, who didn't have any lines.
     
  18. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
    F is for Federation Diplomats. The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank.
    G is for Glommer. Tribble predator.
    H is for Hirogen hunting trophies.
    I is for Iconians. Demons of air and darkness.
    J is for Jupiter Station.
    K is for Kelvans. Immensely powerful aliens from another galaxy. That apparently can be overcome by whiskey and some pep pills.
    L is for Lurians. Some of them could be very, very quiet.
    M is for Morn, who didn't have any lines.
    N is for Natira's exotic Fabrini eyeshadow.
     
  19. Orac

    Orac Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
    F is for Federation Diplomats. The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank.
    G is for Glommer. Tribble predator.
    H is for Hirogen hunting trophies.
    I is for Iconians. Demons of air and darkness.
    J is for Jupiter Station.
    K is for Kelvans. Immensely powerful aliens from another galaxy. That apparently can be overcome by whiskey and some pep pills.
    L is for Lurians. Some of them could be very, very quiet.
    M is for Morn, who didn't have any lines.
    N is for Natira's exotic Fabrini eyeshadow.
    O is for Organian Peace Treaty.
     
  20. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    A is for Alexander. Platonian midget.
    B is for the Beltane star system, a major shipping and transport region.
    C is for Canada, where Riker wasn't from.
    D is for Dimoran rodent things.
    E is for Erectile dysfunction, which Riker never suffered from.
    F is for Federation Diplomats. The best diplomat I know is a fully charged phaser bank.
    G is for Glommer. Tribble predator.
    H is for Hirogen hunting trophies.
    I is for Iconians. Demons of air and darkness.
    J is for Jupiter Station.
    K is for Kelvans. Immensely powerful aliens from another galaxy. That apparently can be overcome by whiskey and some pep pills.
    L is for Lurians. Some of them could be very, very quiet.
    M is for Morn, who didn't have any lines.
    N is for Natira's exotic Fabrini eyeshadow.
    O is for Organian Peace Treaty.
    P is for Pyrithean bats.