A is for Andorian Porn. B is for Beltane IX, a major shipping and commerce hub and site of a border clash with the Tholians. C is for Cardassian literature. D is for Deltan Twister. Also known as foreplay. E is for Endeavour, the only Federation starship that survive the Battle of Wolf 359. F is for Fizzbin. G is for Gay Disco. At 22:00 on the holodeck. Be there or be hetero-sexual. H is for Hopping. The big White Rabbit on the recreation planet did this in front of McCoy's eyes. I is for Iconian Gateway. J is for J.J. Abrams K is for Kahless. The Klingon who set the mold for his people. Even though he turned out to be short. L is for Lore. He was a bad, baaad 'bot. M is for Monkey. Janeway was marooned with one once. N is for No Smoking. For some reason, some late 23rd century transporter pads had this warning hanging nearby. O is for Optical Data Network. A fancy term for fiber optics. which we use NOW. P is for Phasers on Stun! Q is for Quantum slopstream drive. R is for Romaine, Lt. Mira Romaine. Another in a long line of well-endowed female crewmembers. S is for Spock's brain... It's gone! D: T is for Tall. Janice Rand's hair early in her Starfleet career was tall. Really tall. U is for Undiscovered Country. From whose bourn no traveller returns. V is for Vests. Some 23rd and 24th century Captain's uniforms also came with vests.