A is for Assassination. Klingon Chancellor Gorkon was the victim of one in 2293. B is for bridge. Every starship's got one. C is for Colonel West. Starfleet Assassin. D is for Data's head. It spent 475 years in an underground cavern beneath San Francisco, and it's there even in the J.J. Abrams timeline. E is for Enterprise. NCC-1701. F is for Fan Dance. Uhura was terrific at it. G is for God Slaying. Something Kirk was good at. H is for the Horta. A silicon-based lifeform that probably poops breast implants. I for Independence. The Kriosians won theirs from the Klingon Empire in the year 2367. J is for James Tiberius Kirk. Captain of the Enterprise. K is for Kirk, James Tiberius. Captain of the Enterprise. L is for Leonard James Akaar. High Teer of the Ten Tribes of Capella IV. M is for Melota. The second half of the eponymous pair in one of the greatest Klingon operas ever written. N is for nanoprobes. In real life they're almost here. Ain't PBS informative? O is for Obsidian Order. The face of terror behind the Cardassian regime for generations. P is for Picard. A glass of 2347 Chateau Picard that is. Q is for Quasars. The Enterprise 1701 studied a particularly fascinating one during the visit of Federation High Commissioner Ferris in 2267. R is for Rectyne Monopod. S is for Soliton Waves. T is for Talosian Keeper. U is for Universal Suffrage. Let the women work too. V is for Valkris. The first female Klingon we ever saw with head ridges.