A is for Anthony Zerbe. As another Starfleet Admiral gone bad. B is for Berengarian Dragons. Spock once saw one, and a century earlier T'Pol told her crewmates about them. C is for Cardassian Comedy. D is for Denebian slime devil. E is for Empathic Metamorph. F is for Ferengi Congress of Economic Advisors, a decision-making body created during the social reforms instituted by Grand Nagus Zek in 2375. G is for Archer's prized gazelle. H is for Harry. Mudd and Kim. Two guys who never got the respect they wanted. I is for Icheb, who should have perished in a painful transporter accident. J is for Joe Tormolen. He can't be trusted with cutlery. K is for Brigadier Kerla who does not require assistance from puny humans. L is for Loose Lips. The Dominion discovered there were some on Deep Space 9 during their occupation of the station and tried to hunt them down. M is for Marta. Homicidal, scantlity-clad, green-skinned Orion hottie. Who also can't be trusted around cutlery. N is for "NOT NOW, Madeleine!"