A is for Andorian shingles B is for Botany Bay C is for Captain Kurn D is for Data's beard E is for "Excellent idea, Sir!" F is for Federation Day G is for Gomtuu H is for "Help me Spock!" I is for Iridium Patch from STVI. Spock goes "Here, let me slap this big Iridium patch on your shoulder Captain. Nobody will see it, even though it's big and a black on a red uniform and at eye level. Sure nobody will see it." Stupid Klingons. J is for Janeway K if for Kronos One, the ship full of the stupid Klingons who missed the Iridium Patch. L is for Leeta M is for "Moogie" (Leeta's mother-in-law) N is for Nog, Moogie's grandson. O is for Obsidian Order P is for Polarity, which Scotty usually has to reverse.