Sombrero

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies XI+' started by darkshadow0001, Aug 13, 2008.

  1. darkshadow0001

    darkshadow0001 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    What if we see a sombrero in the film? Will you walk out of the movie or watch it all the way through?
     
  2. number6

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    I will soooooo boycott this film if I don't see anyone wearing a sombrero.
     
  3. SonicRanger

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    I will soooooo boycott this film if I see anyone wearing a sombrero.
     
  4. Bill Morris

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    What if it's limited to a hat dance with Orion slave girls?

    :rolleyes:
     
  5. number6

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    He was abused by a haberdasher as a child.
     
  6. SonicRanger

    SonicRanger Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    ^^^

    No, I will accept only derby-wearing characters in this film. But any other type of hat -- from an akubra to a vueltiao -- will exclude the film from my personal canon. Actually, the only things I recognize as canon right now is Worf's appearance on Webster, Jackson Roykirk on Team Knight Rider, and Spock on the Great American Smoke-Out poster.
     
  7. number6

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    Does that mean Q isn't canon? HE wore a sombrero on the bridge of the ENT-D!
     
  8. Jack Bauer

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    I'll just slit my wrists right there in the theater.
     
  9. Skywalker

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    I will boycott this movie if I both do and do not see anyone wearing a sombrero.
     
  10. Rowan Sjet

    Rowan Sjet Commodore Commodore

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    Away!
    Why, so you can die happy? :devil:
     
  11. darkshadow0001

    darkshadow0001 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Hmm. I would expect Samuel Cogley to reply by now.
     
  12. The Wormhole

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    A sombrero being in the movie is the only thing that can save it from being the train wreck I know it will be.
     
  13. Samuel T. Cogley

    Samuel T. Cogley Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hold still, Jim.
    I was cockblocked by a pesky 24 hour ban. But I've since been released on my own recognizance, so I can return to being an unproductive member of society.

    I will wear my sombrero proudly to the premiere of Star Trek XI. I will take the sombrero off before the movie starts, partly out of respect to the movie itself, and partly because the guy behind me will want to kick my ass, but will no doubt be afraid that I will overpower him with my huge muscles, and I don't want to place the poor bastard in that awkward position.

    I don't care if there's a sombrero in the movie or not. If they are so ballsy as to risk total box office failure by not including a sombrero in the film, that's their call.
     
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  14. Jimmy_C

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    Do baseball caps count? They are canon, after all!
     
  15. gastrof

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    As shall I if I DO!!!

    Nyah!
     
  16. number6

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    I will soooooo boycott this film if it doesn't include

    SOMBRERO TRIBBLE!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Sheliak

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    The only thing that could possibly save this movie is a Romulan Senator shouting, "It's a fake!!!"

    Or the Romulan Empress in a Sombrero.
     
  18. Jack Bauer

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    Nah, I read it wrong. I thought it said "don't see a sombrero".
     
  19. Nedersong

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    We need to seee....

    The Statue Of liberty with a sombreror.
    The World Trade Center.
    great Pyramids Of giza.
    Napolean.
    Alexander the Great.
    Gandalf.
    King Arthur.
    Cleopatra.
    Hitler.
    Churchill.
    Ronald Reagan.
    George Bush (both).
    Margaret Thatcher.
    The Eiffel Tower.

    just about anything you can think of needs a sombrero over it.
     
  20. number6

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