Clark and Lana are Pussies. "It hurts to kiss you" Fuck you! Chuck and Ned would move heaven and earth to make it so that it only hurt hm when they kissed each other. My god, I'm bringing up twighlight. KILL ME! If Eddie gets a fleck of Belle's blood from a bleeding gum ruminating even an inch as cloose to his moist sensuous lips, he will be compelled to eat her till shes dead... Which reminds me about Marvel Zombie Spider-Man bitching angstily over how he ATE Mary Jane and Aunt May. Romeo and Juliet DID die!!! How did Chris Rock put it? "You ain't never been in love if you haven't looked at a box of rat poison sitting next to your wifes wheatie flakes for an hour and the only thing that stopped you was an episde of CSI." So contrieved. Jor-El can fix her. And kara Zor-El can make him behave like a pretentionless tool for once since she damn well understands the tech. Clark is like Tarzan with a dildo, or that movie the Gods must be crazy trying to keep on top of Kryptonian tech when kara doesn't have to try, she just is... You know if Smallville wasn't written mostly by idiots. They actually had the dekryptonited necklace on the episode! Meanwhile the Legion is ace at removing nanites! Still better than last weeks.