"Similitude" : Line-By-Line!

Discussion in 'Enterprise' started by ChristopherPike, Nov 7, 2009.

  1. ChristopherPike

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    Sim: (is a smooth operator) "Oh. What about dinner? Want to grab a bite?"
     
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    T'Pol: I appreciate the offer, but I'm afraid I have to work late into the evening. Ensign Massaro is running a diagnostic on the plasma assembly. I'd like you to assist her.
     
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    Sim: "Yes, ma'am.

    It's because I'm different, isn't it? The reason you don't want to do anything with me. I guess it must be weird, being with someone like me. Five days ago I was wearing diapers."
     
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    T'Pol: I simply believe that our attention should be focused on the ships engines, at least until the current situation is resolved.
     
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    Sim: I probably won't be around after the current situation is resolved.
     
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    Archer: (over comm) Archer to T'Pol.
     
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    T'Pol: "Go ahead."
     
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    Archer: (over comm) Would you please come to my Ready Room?
     
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    T'Pol: "On my way."

    Archer moves away from the Ready Room window. It's completely covered over by particle build-up now.

    "Warp drive should be functional in two weeks."
     
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    Archer: I'm afraid that won't be soon enough.
     
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    T'Pol: "Sir, I..." (he cuts her off)
     
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    Archer: According to Malcolm, the accumulation on the hull is generating a diamagnetic field. It's having a dampening effect. The more the particulate builds up, the more powerful the field becomes. In another 4 days every system on the ship will be offline. If we don't make it out of here by then, we never will.

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    ^ We didn't get a break at that point here in the UK. They just cut to the next scene in the mess hall. Maybe we had less ads or they were just spaced out differently. For instance, the first break happened when Trip had his accident and they cut to a bumper of Enterprise's title logo, then a Sky One advert.

    Sim is now played by Connor Trinneer. He's reached the same appearance as Trip and has his sense of taste too. Sat at a table eating, we see Malcolm enter.

    Reed: "Key Lime pie."
     
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    Sim: I suddenly realized it was my favorite dessert. Now I know why.
     
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    Reed: (sitting down opposite a double of his friend)

    "Do these memories just come to you?"
     
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    Sim: The older I get, the more i remember. It's like I've lived this whole other life. Can't explain it.
     
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    Reed: "I can't imagine it.

    (realising there's business to discuss)

    You wanted to ask me about something?"
     
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    Sim: Yeah, I did. Do you think it's possible to redirect the Phase Cannons so they can fire back onto the hull?
     
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    Reed: "I suppose so. Why?"
     
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    Sim: I want to blast enough of that particulate so we can open up the Launch Bay Doors.