"Similitude" : Line-By-Line!

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  1. JanewayRulz!

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    SIM: I'll get right on it.

    (In actuality, however, he goes to a computer screen and starts doing something)
     
  2. LeadHead

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    Bridge

    Archer enters


    Archer: What's the problem?
     
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    REED: Someone's rerouted the Launch Bay controls. We're shut out.
     
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    Archer: Archer to the Launch Bay. Come in.
     
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    HOSHI: Captain, I'm reading one person in there.
     
  6. LeadHead

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    In the Launch Bay, Sim sits at the hatch to Shuttlepod One

    Archer enters

    Sim: I was all ready to do it.
     
  7. Enterprise1981

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    ARCHER: What stopped you?
     
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    SIM: Where the hell was I going to go? We're nowhere near any habitable planet. Didn't really want to spend the rest of my life floating around in a shuttlepod which doesn't even have any toilet facilities. Can you imagine a lousier way to spend your old age? Cooped up in that thing, peeing in a bottle? Actually, I can imagine a worse fate.
     
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  10. Enterprise1981

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    ARCHER: What would that be?

    SIM: Being stuck in there with Malcolm. Damn, this is a screwed up situation.

    ARCHER: I can't argue with you there.
     
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  12. LeadHead

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    Archer: What?
     
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    SIM: My sister. And she was my sister as much as Trip's.
     
  14. LeadHead

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    Archer: I believe that.
     
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    SIM: I don't want what happened to her to happen to anyone else.
     
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    Archer: That's why I gave the order to create you.
     
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    Sim: Do me a favor when this is over. If Commander Tucker decides to do any more modifications to the engines, tell him to watch his ass.
     
  18. LeadHead

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    Sim sits in Trips Quarters hanging out with Porthos

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    Sim: Yes?
     
  19. JanewayRulz!

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    PHLOX [OC]: We're ready for you
     
  20. LeadHead

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    Sim: On my way.