"Similitude" : Line-By-Line!

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  1. LeadHead

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    Archer: Come on.
     
  2. ChristopherPike

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    Sim: "Increase the overburn ratio another 30%."
     
  3. LeadHead

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    Reed: Captain?
     
  4. ChristopherPike

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    Archer: "Go ahead."
     
  5. LeadHead

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    Reed: Increasing 30 percent.
     
  6. ChristopherPike

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    Travis: "I've got a temperature warning light."
     
  7. LeadHead

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    Reed: I'm reading 500 degrees above critical.

    Both Shuttlepods start to bang and spark
     
  8. ChristopherPike

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    On the bridge...

    T'Pol: "Their systems are overloading."
     
  9. LeadHead

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    Archer: Sim.
     
  10. ChristopherPike

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    Sim: (desperation) "A few more seconds!"
     
  11. LeadHead

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    T'Pol: They won't last a few more seconds.

    Apparently they did, since they lived long enough for T'Pol to deliver this line. :)
     
  12. ChristopherPike

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    Archer: "Sorry, Sim."

    (pressing arm rest control)

    "Archer to the shuttlepods..."

    He stops, as the ship begins to shudder and the plan begins to work.
     
  13. LeadHead

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    T'Pol: We're moving. .62 kilometers per hour.
     
  14. ChristopherPike

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    At the controls of Shuttlepod Two...

    Travis: "Twelve kilometres per hour and accelerating."
     
  15. LeadHead

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    T'POL: At this speed we'll emerge from the field in six point one hours.
     
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    Archer: That's good enough. Archer to shuttlepods one and two. Come on home. (to Sim) Well done.
     
  18. LeadHead

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    Sim: Thanks Captain.
     
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    ARCHER: You wanted to see me?
     
  20. LeadHead

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    Phlox: There's been a development.