Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in movie

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by Dream, Aug 19, 2012.

  1. Dream

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    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/shia-labeouf-lars-von-trier-nymphomaniac-363931

    Oh well.

    My hope that Transformers 4 will not have him going around screaming "nononononono" has finally come true.
     
  2. Romulus Prime

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    Shia...LaBuff? From Transformers to porn; that's quite a leap there.


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  3. Dream

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    I guess is that he will be screaming "yes yes yes YES!" in his next movie.
     
  4. beamMe

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    Who said anything about porn?
     
  5. Hugo Rune

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    Given it's a Von Triers film he'll likely be weeping in self-disgust as his partners' vagina severs his penis upon orgasm.

    Or maybe he'll have unprotected sex with a tree.

    With Lars, you never can tell ;)


    Hugo - but, given VT appears to be eschewing most of his Dogma ways, at least it'll be shot very well.
     
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  6. bigdaddy

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    That is quite a leap, porn at least has a plot. :lol:
     
  7. Mr. Adventure

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    I'd be slightly more interested if it was Megan Fox.

    Hasn't Shia always defended Michael Bay and these movies? I guess he wants us all to know he's a serious artiste now.
     
  8. Australis

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    Mmh, I was done with him after IJ and TF, and even then I didn't like him much in them.
     
  9. JarodRussell

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    LOL, Charlotte Gainsburg, that depressed porn actress that thinks she's a method actor. I love it when actors and actresses get so confused with what they do that they end up having unsimulated sex in front of the camera or unsimulated fight scenes, just because they think somehow it elevates their work. I can only :rolleyes: when I read or see about that.

    In general, I love it when "art films" do that. It's intellectual porn. The story and characters are just as stupid as in real porn, and the sex scenes are real, and most of the time, they are more aesthetic than in porn. And that's the reason why people watch these films. Not because of the "art". But I don't think anyone of the involved realizes that. Instead, they become all elistist about how they elevated the art of film to new levels. I love it.
     
  10. Snaploud

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    Speaking of Terrence Malick (Shia's new idol, apparently): am I the only person who hated The Thin Red Line? It's one of the few movies that I've stopped watching half-way through.
     
  11. scnj

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    Eh. He was pretty good in Indiana Jones. The diner scene and motorcycle chase are the best parts of the film. Good for him though, if he only wants to do indie films, more power to the guy.
     
  12. FPAlpha

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    Here's another one.. saw it way back at the theatre and i swear i was watching a boring three hour movie.. it just wouldn't end. My buddy and mine thought about leaving.. would have been a first for me.

    As to Shia:

    Good for him to call out the studio system and call shit for what it is.. he may get blacklisted now but he's set for life financially and can now do films he really wants without worrying how to make rent and have some food on the table.
     
  13. Relayer1

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    It would have to be real sex. He certainly can't act worth shit...
     
  14. JarodRussell

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    Eh, who wouldn't want to do that. "Lars, I feel I couldn't convey the emotions of my character properly in this take. I need another take to get deeper into it."
     
  15. Starkers

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    I think the Thin Red Line may well be one of the most realistic war films ever made...war is mainly sitting around being bored for hours waiting for a few minutes of action right?
     
  16. DarthPipes

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    I guess Shia will continue his pathetic attempts to be a Hollywood bad boy. He really is an embarrassment.

    His lead character in Transformers was probably the most disposable lead character for a franchise ever.
     
  17. Kirkman1987

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    What a prick. You think he would be grateful for the millions of dollars Hollywood has bestowed on him in exchange for his zero talent and lack of charisma.
     
  18. Samurai8472

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m


    Oh shut up you pretentious douche bag.

    -Tries to start fights in bars to look like a bad boy

    -Stated that he banged Megan Fox


    What's he trying to prove?
     
  19. Temis the Vorta

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    Does anyone want to see Shia LaBoeuf have sex? :wtf: Why can't it be Chris Evans instead?
     
  20. Harvey

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    Re: Shia LaBeouf is done with blockbusters and will have real sex in m

    LaBeouf, of course, is right about the state of the Hollywood studio system, but that doesn't make me want to see a Lars Von Trier movie, regardless of the subject matter.