"Shattered" Line-by-Line

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  1. Orac

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    Chaotica: Fool! Don't you recognise the Queen of the Spider People? Arachnia, my bride. I knew you'd return to me one day, so I could watch you die. (maniacal laughter) Raise the Lightning Shield! Power the Death Ray! Her fleet may be lurking nearby! We must defend ourselves!
     
  2. JanewayRulz!

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    JANEWAY: I'm open to suggestions.
     
  3. Orac

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    Chakotay: Our best bet is to play along.
     
  4. LeadHead

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    Janeway: Don't let me stop you.
     
  5. Orac

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    Chakotay: I'm not the one he's in love with.
     
  6. LeadHead

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    Chaotica: Arachnia, you beguiled me one with your foul potions. Did you really think you could toy with my affections again?
     
  7. Orac

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    Janeway: Were these characters always this ridiculous?
     
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    CHAOTICA: If I order Lonzak to pull that lever you'll never mock me again!
     
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    Chakotay: Arachnia.
     
  10. Enterprise1981

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    JANEWAY: Please, my liege. I meant it as ridiculous to think I would ever try to deceive you. I've come to warn you of a fiendish plot.
     
  11. Orac

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    Chakotay: By aliens from the Eighth Dimension.
     
  12. JanewayRulz!

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    CHAOTICA: Eighth? Everyone knows there are only five dimensions.
     
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    Janeway: If you don't believe us, examine their handiwork for yourself. There's a hidden panel behind those rocks.
     
  14. JanewayRulz!

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    CHAOTICA: Very well, I'll humour you. Lonzak!
     
  15. Orac

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    Lonzak: I've found it, Highness!
     
  16. JanewayRulz!

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    CHAOTICA: They've sabotaged my laboratory!
     
  17. Orac

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    Janeway: That vial you're holding, it's a neutralising potion. If you inject their device, you'll render it harmless. Release me, and I'll disarm all their devices throughout your realm.
     
  18. JanewayRulz!

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    CHAOTICA: Oh, Arachnia, you do love me.
     
  19. LeadHead

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    Janeway: How could I resist your... Magnetism?
     
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    CHAOTICA: Or I yours! Together we'll rule the cosmos and grind our enemies into dust!
     

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