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  1. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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  2. trekkerguy

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    Soon to be outdated format, Black Jesus, Teh Canonnn!1!!!11!'s worst nightmare. :cool:
     
  3. Emher

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    Hey sex threads are barely applicable anymore. I can't remember even one since Nipplegate a while ago.
     
  4. jkladis

    jkladis Moderator Admiral

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    Did anyone add cell phones yet?
     
  5. Trippy

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    ^ :lol:

    Done.
     
  6. Star Treks

    Star Treks Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Well, let me resolve all of these issues, right now:

    Sex - Good.
    Speeding - Dumb.
    Smoking - Meh.
    Trip Tucker - Decent Character.
    Drinking - In Moderation.
    Canon - It Matters. TAS should be Canon. Books aren't.
    Blu-Ray - Who Cares?
    Barack Obama - Rocks.
    Trek XI - Just hope it's a success.
    Women's Rights - Important.
    Men's Rights - F*** this, this is silly.
    Jennifer Lien - Kes was a mediocre character. Glad she left.
    PS3 VS XBOX - XBox.
    Peeing in the shower - I do it. Everyone should!
    Gays in Trek - There should have been one on TV. A shame.
    Gay Rights - Essential.
    Gay Marriage - Should be legal.
    Urinal etiquette - Leave 1 inbetween until there's none left, then fill in the spaces. No talking. Ignore farting.
    Macs and PCs - I really cared about this, 10 years ago.
    Illegal Downloading - Only OK if you wouldn't have bought it.
    Cat declawing - Don't do it.
    UGO ads - Irritating.
    Spanking Children - Bad.
    Spanking Adults - Usually good.
    Credit Cards/Debts - Best to avoid if possible. If not possible, use sparingly. Pay off your debt.
    The South - Sucks.
    Causes of the Civil War - The South, sucking.
    Fat People/Skinny People - Anyone who gives a person crap for their weight is retarded.
    Guns - Ban 'em.
    Kid does something stupid - Laugh but feel bad for them at the same time.
    Asian Americans in film/TV - Let's have a couple more.
    Christianity - Enough already.
    Atheism - No, agnosticism.
    Tasers - A deadly weapon.
    Police procedures - F*** the police.
    Star Wars Prequels - Miserable!
    Drinking Pee in the Shower - I'm going to say no.
    nuBSG - Haven't seen it don't care.
    Marriage - Overrated.
    Abortion - Safe, legal, rare - the best this can be.
    Trek Books - Not canon!
    Before Dishonor - Eh, it's just a book.
    eBook vs Books - In the long run it's eBooks, for now give me dead trees.
    MadBaggins - Don't have much to say.
    Old BSG discussion in BSG forum - Let them have their say.
    JJ Abrams - My fingers are crossed.
    The Side Boob - :techman:
    Enterprise Being Built on the Ground - If you care, you shouldn't.
    Moobs - A necessary evil of life.
    Parents v. Adults Without Kids - ZPG, people, ZPG!
    Stay at Home vs Working Mom - Working moms rock.
    Sex Threads - More please.
    Cell Phones - Only for emergencies.

    And there you have it, the proper opinion on every single one of these topics, conventiently listed so there never has to be controversy ever again. You're welcome!
     
  7. captcalhoun

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    ...and the scary part is, most of those are my opinions...
     
  8. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    Hmm, I like the idea of distilling Misc into one Post: :D

    Sex - Essential, both personally and artistically.
    Speeding - Suicidal and homicidal
    Smoking - Suicidal and homicidal.
    Trip Tucker - Nice guy. RIP. :(
    Drinking - Twisted Tea is tasty.
    Canon - Canon is only for people with high standards.
    Blu-Ray - Loved the team up with Green Lantern.
    Barack Obama - Not a Republican and likes Trek and comics.
    Trek XI - Best outcome is probably artistic success and financial disaster.
    Women's Rights - Well, they are Human, after all.
    Men's Rights - Well, they are Human, after all.
    Jennifer Lien - I kinda felt bad that she left.
    PS3 VS XBOX - PC
    Peeing in the shower - I don't even want to think about it.
    Gays in Trek - Of course.
    Gay Rights - Well, they are Human, after all.
    Gay Marriage - I love Massachusetts.
    Urinal etiquette - If there's anybody else in the Men's Room, turn around and leave.
    Macs and PCs - Are there still Macs?
    Illegal Downloading - Stealing. Go directly to jail.
    Cat declawing - Cruel. Bad. Be kind to animals.
    UGO ads - Poor non-Mods. :(
    Spanking Children - Bad, if excessive.
    Spanking Adults - Get written consent.
    Credit Cards/Debts - The fuel that powers society.
    The South - Must be brought into the 21st Century. Or at least the 20th.
    Causes of the Civil War - Trafficking in Humans.
    Fat People/Skinny People - Anyone who gives a person crap for their weight is retarded.
    Guns - Something society must outgrow.
    Kid does something stupid - What else is new?
    Asian Americans in film/TV - Good, especially the cute girls who take their clothes off.
    Christianity - Religion is religion.
    Atheism - Rationalism.
    Tasers - Better than guns.
    Police procedures - Need QI like everything else.
    Star Wars Prequels - Better than the originals, but still not so good.
    Drinking Pee in the Shower - Time for mental health care.
    nuBSG - Emblematic of the Reagan Era reaching the level of self-parody.
    Marriage - Unnecessary.
    Abortion - Must be illegal.
    Trek Books - From the sound of it, they will be trying to usurp nuBSG's position of being emblematic of the Reagan Era reaching a level of self-parody.
    Before Dishonor - No idea on this one.
    eBook vs Books - Peaceful coexistence.
    MadBaggins - He's Wacky.
    Old BSG discussion in BSG forum - Well, it's BSG.
    JJ Abrams - Loved Alias and Lost, not sure if he's right for Trek
    The Side Boob - Sometimes, it has to do.
    Enterprise Being Built on the Ground - Stupid, but acceptable as artistic license; there's certainly a lot worse to worry about.
    Moobs - Whatever turns you on.
    Parents v. Adults Without Kids - Adults without kids rock!
    Stay at Home vs Working Mom - I can't seem to bring myself to care...
    Sex Threads - Useless without pics.
    Cell Phones - I gave up the Beeper. I have no desire to carry a freakin' phone around.
     
  9. Hermiod

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    Sex - What's that ?
    Speeding - Moronic.
    Smoking - Smelly.
    Trip Tucker - Should have been killed by aliens we'd seen before, maybe Romulans.
    Drinking - Don't really care.
    Canon - Only the movies and TV shows count. The rest is merchandise.
    Blu-Ray - Looks great.
    Barack Obama - Your lot's last chance, don't blow it.
    Trek XI - At least "These Are The Voyages" won't be the last Star Trek ever made.
    Women's Rights - Vital.
    Men's Rights - Equally vital.
    Jennifer Lien - Left so we could have a much more interesting character played by a much better actress.
    PS3 VS XBOX - I have both.
    Peeing in the shower - Eeeeewwww. :wtf:
    Gays in Trek - Too much of an issue made about it, it's as if Star Trek is the only show on TV.
    Gay Rights - Also vital.
    Gay Marriage - If people want to call themselves married, that's up to them.
    Urinal etiquette - Never use the middle one.
    Macs and PCs - Macs win, except for games.
    Illegal Downloading - Until Hollywood understands that the Internet doesn't care about national borders, it will continue.
    Cat declawing - Wrong.
    UGO ads - Get Firefox.
    Spanking Children - Don't do it.
    Spanking Adults - Safewords, people.
    Credit Cards/Debts - Be smart and safe.
    The South - Is where London is.
    Causes of the Civil War - It was Nitro who blew up Stamford, not the New Warriors.
    Fat People/Skinny People - Eat sensibly.
    Guns - Are no way to solve a problem.
    Kid does something stupid - Adult did something more stupid.
    Asian Americans in film/TV - Don't stereotype them, just like anyone else.
    Christianity - Entrenched.
    Atheism - The ability to understand that we don't know everything.
    Tasers - Unsafe, dangerous, over-used.
    Police procedures - Need constant, independent oversight.
    Star Wars Prequels - Bad acting, bad directing, occasional silliness vs Good story, great special effects.
    Drinking Pee in the Shower - Not in to watersports.
    nuBSG - The absolute best show on television.
    Marriage - Should be no business of the government's.
    Abortion - A person has the right to choose.
    Trek Books - Non-canon.
    Before Dishonor - Today is a good day to die.
    eBook vs Books - They are the same thing, it's the words that matter.
    MadBaggins - His threads would last less than a page each if people were sensible.
    Old BSG discussion in BSG forum - Welcome.
    JJ Abrams - Someone who cares about what he's doing.
    The Side Boob - Is one body part that gets focused on a lot more than other more problematic ones.
    Enterprise Being Built on the Ground - I am totally unaware of any canon source that says it couldn't have been. All we know is that it was built in or in orbit above San Francisco.
    Moobs - Are an unfortunate problem guys have that receive too much mocking.
    Parents v. Adults Without Kids - A person has the right to choose.
    Stay at Home vs Working Mom - If it makes sense for the mother to stay at home, then that's the way it will be.
    Sex Threads - Usually prudish and less than open minded.
    Cell Phones - Buy Nokia!
     
  10. Gep Malakai

    Gep Malakai Vice Admiral Admiral

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    So do I. :D

    Sex - Awesome.
    Speeding - Bad.
    Smoking - Ewwwwwwwww.
    Trip Tucker - He died. Get over it.
    Drinking - Not that great.
    Canon - Canon schmanon.
    Blu-Ray - What?
    Barack Obama - He may be a Magic Negro, but he's my Magic Negro. :techman:
    Trek XI - Can't wait.
    Women's Rights - Good.
    Men's Rights - Good.
    Jennifer Lien - I could go either way.
    PS3 VS XBOX - I don't do games.
    Peeing in the shower - I've done it on occasion.
    Gays in Trek - Where?
    Gay Rights - Down with Prop 8!
    Gay Marriage -Again, down with Prop 8!
    Urinal etiquette - Don't use 'em. (It's why I pee in the shower.)
    Macs and PCs - Macs. And PCs...with BootCamp!
    Illegal Downloading - If you've got the money, great. If you're a college student with a 500 gig hard drive and two bucks in your wallet, who cares?
    Cat declawing -NO!.
    UGO ads - I don't see them. Because, uh...look! A bird!
    Spanking Children - Bad period.
    Spanking Adults - Ick.
    Credit Cards/Debts -Do I have to?
    The South - Makes great fried chicken. That's about it.
    Causes of the Civil War - I failed history.
    Fat People/Skinny People - Go with that's healthy/normal for your body type.
    Guns - Awesome in theory, scary in practice.
    Kid does something stupid - They're kids!
    Asian Americans in film/TV - Snore.
    Christianity - Meh.
    Atheism - Now we're talking. :techman:
    Tasers - Phasers?
    Police procedures -Sometimes corrupt.
    Star Wars Prequels - Terrible. Except some of AOTC.
    Drinking Pee in the Shower - AHHHHHHHHHH!
    nuBSG - The best TV show ever.
    Marriage - Find me my sweetheart and I'm there.
    Abortion - Choose, but choose carefully.
    Trek Books - Stupid.
    Before Dishonor - Whut?
    eBook vs Books - Books all the way.
    MadBaggins - ::sigh::
    Old BSG discussion in BSG forum - Hilarious.
    JJ Abrams - Don't know much about him.
    The Side Boob -The sooner we get that here, the better..
    Enterprise Being Built on the Ground - WHO CARES????
    Moobs - No idea what this is.
    Parents v. Adults Without Kids - Again, who cares?!
    Stay at Home vs Working Mom - Stay-at-home, if at all possible.
    Sex Threads - Better: actual sex.
    Cell Phones - Don't have one.
     
  11. JonathonWally

    JonathonWally Admiral Admiral

    Ok, since I can't sleep, it's my turn

    Sex - Go wild
    Speeding - fun! er, bad
    Smoking - Bad but enjoyable
    Trip Tucker - cool guy
    Drinking - I'll have another
    Canon - Good story is more important
    Blu-Ray - Gamma Ray is far superior
    Barack Obama - Awesome
    Trek XI - Looking forward to it
    Women's Rights - good
    Men's Rights - good
    Jennifer Lien - um, Fury, need I say more? :vulcan:
    PS3 VS XBOX - xbox
    Peeing in the shower - happens when drunk?
    Gays in Trek - sure
    Gay Rights - good
    Gay Marriage - good
    Urinal etiquette - as far away as possible, no talking, shake twice
    Macs and PCs - both
    Illegal Downloading - depends
    Cat declawing - bad
    UGO ads - premium member
    Spanking Children - I don't like it, but I'm not a parent.
    Spanking Adults - harder baby :devil:
    Credit Cards/Debts - makes the world go round
    The South - they don't like my yankee accent :(
    Causes of the Civil War - lots
    Fat People/Skinny People - mind your own business
    Guns - necessary evil
    Kid does something stupid - day ending in Y
    Asian Americans in film/TV - good
    Christianity - Dangerous in large doses
    Atheism - Dangerous in large doses
    Tasers - lethal weapons in the hands of idiots
    Police procedures - with oversight
    Star Wars Prequels - loved em, awesome story
    Drinking Pee in the Shower - no thanks
    nuBSG - best show EVER!!
    Marriage - too many variables
    Abortion - choice but with limits
    Trek Books - don't read em
    Before Dishonor - Tea and Cake
    eBook vs Books - Books
    MadBaggins - MOAR!!
    Old BSG discussion in BSG forum - watching a trainwreck
    JJ Abrams - eh
    The Side Boob - always good
    Enterprise Being Built on the Ground - don't care either way.
    Moobs - manzier?
    Parents v. Adults Without Kids - whatever
    Stay at Home vs Working Mom - MILF :techman:
    Sex Threads - fun, in a horrible trainwreck way.
    Cell Phones - especially in supermarkets :techman:
     
  12. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    Can I add LazyTown into the mix too? :evil:
     
  13. lvsxy808

    lvsxy808 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    How come nobody mentioned circumcision? I thought that one was always good for some raised temperatures.
     
  14. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    Only if it's a botched operation and leads to post-op infection. :devil:
     
  15. trekkiedane

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    Let's call it willful bodily mutilation. That way it can be handled in the same breath as tats and piercings and brandings and whatnot :bolian:
     
  16. Holdfast

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    This is a great idea. :lol:

    Can I just merge every new controversial thread into this one?

    Pretty please Bonz!
     
  17. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    Not to get off topic, but you're right; personally I thought it should have been Andorians after Shran.

    LazyTown - Disturbingly hypnotic. :wtf:
     
  18. archeryguy1701

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    Sex - Why not?
    Speeding - To be fair, speed limits are usually 20mph slower than max safe speed... just don't ride my ass when I go the limit.
    Smoking - It's your call. Just don't do it around me or where it can effect me.
    Trip Tucker - NOT. DEAD. ;) :p
    Drinking - Not a drinker, but I've got nothing against it. Just don't drink'n'drive
    Canon - If you can do a good job within canon, great. If you have to dump canon to make a good story, also great
    Blu-Ray - Someday, I may start upgrading... just don't make my DVD collection go away!
    Barack Obama - nothing against him, I hope he does well, but this has all the disaster potential of electing a Jew to run Germany: sure, most will be fine with it, but there's still enough crazy bastards who want to take a shot of him.
    Trek XI - Uber-excited
    Women's Rights - They deserve 'em.
    Men's Rights - Take them away! Lock men away in a hole forever! Don't let them... oh, wait a minute...
    Jennifer Lien - Meh, she was ok
    PS3 VS XBOX - PC :D
    Peeing in the shower - If that's what blows your skirt up
    Gays in Trek - Why not
    Gay Rights - Are they hurting you? No. Are they hurting me? No. Let them have at it.
    Gay Marriage - See above
    Urinal etiquette - Don't buddy up to strangers (or even your buddies)
    Macs and PCs - PC
    Illegal Downloading - Don't so it
    Cat declawing - Nothing against it
    UGO ads - More annoying than family
    Spanking Children - Do it
    Spanking Adults - If that's where your excitement comes from
    Credit Cards/Debts - Just be careful
    The South - Whatever
    Causes of the Civil War - The North threw a hissy fit over stuff the south was doing and illegalised it, the south threw a hissy fit over the north's hissy fit and illegalization so they left the USA, and then the north threw a hissy for over the south's hissy, and started blowing them to hell until they came home.
    Fat People/Skinny People - Your body is your problem. Their body is their problem. Leave them be
    Guns - Don't illegalise, but there needs to be some limitations
    Kid does something stupid - That's a shocker
    Asian Americans in film/TV - Why not?
    Christianity - You do your thing and I'll do mine.
    Atheism - As oxymoronic as it sounds, we operate on faith too. We just operate on the faith that there is nothing to believe in.
    Tasers - Dangerous when used incorrectly
    Police procedures - with oversight
    Star Wars Prequels - Good story, cool action, the dialouge made me want to cry.
    Drinking Pee in the Shower - .....No :wtf:
    nuBSG - Love it, love it, love it!!
    Marriage - Why not
    Abortion - choice but with limits
    Trek Books - their fine
    Before Dishonor - Didn't read
    eBook vs Books - Books... ebooks hurts my eyes
    MadBaggins - Somedays he makes you wish you could punch peoples through TCP/IP and other days he is highly entertaining. Hit and miss these days
    Old BSG discussion in BSG forum - That always ends well
    JJ Abrams - I like lost and have hope for Trek XI
    The Side Boob - Why not?
    Enterprise Being Built on the Ground - Does it matter? Really? It matters?
    Moobs - ....No.
    Parents v. Adults Without Kids - This matters too?
    Stay at Home vs Working Mom - Families do what they gotta do
    Sex Threads - Can be interesting, can be scary
    Cell Phones - Useful
     
  19. lvsxy808

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    Actually I have no problem with LazyTown. That main guy is hot. I would hit that in a second.


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