sex planets

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Shat Happens, Aug 5, 2013.

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sex planet of choice

  1. Delta 4

    5 vote(s)
    15.2%
  2. Edo

    6 vote(s)
    18.2%
  3. Risa (free Horgahns)

    11 vote(s)
    33.3%
  4. Orion

    6 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. Jnaii

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Rigel II

    1 vote(s)
    3.0%
  7. Vulcan (must deathmatch some guy before sex though)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Klingon (same as Vulcan, but fight the partner instead)

    1 vote(s)
    3.0%
  9. Borg

    1 vote(s)
    3.0%
  10. some robot planet (Shore Leave planet, Mudd's planet)

    10 vote(s)
    30.3%
  11. other

    3 vote(s)
    9.1%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    While on the Shore Leave planet. What happens if you need a hotel room?
     
  2. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    That's probably as far as I'd go, as well. At least there wouldn't be the risk of unwanted pregnancy or spending the rest of your life soaking in vats of penicillin. Or both.
     
  3. Star Wolf

    Star Wolf Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Risk of unwanted pregnacy by a human starfleet officer? Outside of an alien rape should approaching zero.
     
  4. T'Girl

    T'Girl Vice Admiral Admiral

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    You'll hear a "tinkling" sound, turn around and a lovely cottage will be standing where none had been just a few seconds ago. Complete with a fireplace next to the bed.

    (chicks love fires)

    :)
     
  5. Gojira

    Gojira Commodore Commodore

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    I chose Orion. I like my space babes to be green!
     
  6. Shat Happens

    Shat Happens Captain Captain

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    Problem there is the Zero strafing the cottage everytime you think if a Zero is about to strafe the cottage. Srsly, how *not* to think about it knowing it happened once?
     
  7. nureintier

    nureintier Commander Red Shirt

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    If the holodeck is broken, I'd just wait for someone to fix the holodeck. I'd wait as long as it took. I don't want to catch any weird space STDs or end up pregnant with an alien baby. Not sure I'd be brave enough to take chances with the locals on unknown planets.
     
  8. Captain Rob

    Captain Rob Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    While on the "Shore Leave' planet. Couldn't you just think "Attention Master Control system. Please don't implement my thoughts unless I instruct you to."...."Please implement a fantasy suite with Dr Noel and Yeoman Barrows. Both dressed as Orion slave women. And a continous supply of champagne. Thank you."
     
  9. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Bajor. All those hot monks in brown robes..
     
  10. Greg Cox

    Greg Cox Admiral Premium Member

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    Don't forget the planet in "Wolf in the Fold."
     
  11. Shawnster

    Shawnster Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Argelius. It was mentioned on page 1.
     
  12. Greg Cox

    Greg Cox Admiral Premium Member

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    Oops!

    Granted, it's a bit on the foggy side . . ..
     
  13. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    ^har har har
     
  14. LMFAOschwarz

    LMFAOschwarz Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Well, the way my life has been going lately...I know for a fact it ain't Earth! :sigh:
     
  15. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    The thing about Star Trek is everybody looks good. Imagine if you designated a sex suburb in your city and then imagine who would be walking around the sex suburb. Probably wouldn't be as enticing as Risa..
     
  16. Gotham Central

    Gotham Central Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I'd have to go with either Risa or Delta iV. At least there the men get in on the action.
     
  17. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Something tells me that Delta IV isn't a tourist destination. IIRC, if an offworlder even tries to have sex with a Deltan, could be disastrous. Besides, Deltans probably don't much care for tourists anyway. Ilia may have been friendly when she said this but she did call humans a "sexually immature species"...that doesn't sound like anyone the Deltans would want hanging around (no pun intended).

    Risa has got to have, what, a billion visitors a year? I'd just hazard a guess that every Risan gets a checkup for that reason alone. ;)
     
  18. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Risan Customs Agents probably enforce a "no fat people allowed" rule there. If they really wanted to express a message of diversity or acceptance they'd have a girl like Rosanne Barr being led off by some Risan stud.