sex planets

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Shat Happens, Aug 5, 2013.

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sex planet of choice

  1. Delta 4

    5 vote(s)
    15.2%
  2. Edo

    6 vote(s)
    18.2%
  3. Risa (free Horgahns)

    11 vote(s)
    33.3%
  4. Orion

    6 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. Jnaii

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Rigel II

    1 vote(s)
    3.0%
  7. Vulcan (must deathmatch some guy before sex though)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Klingon (same as Vulcan, but fight the partner instead)

    1 vote(s)
    3.0%
  9. Borg

    1 vote(s)
    3.0%
  10. some robot planet (Shore Leave planet, Mudd's planet)

    10 vote(s)
    30.3%
  11. other

    3 vote(s)
    9.1%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Shat Happens

    Shat Happens Captain Captain

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    What horny people in the galaxy would prefer?

    (Edo of course wins because they wanted to have sex AND kill Wesley, but let's suppose all of them wanted to kill Wesley too. Oh, and the holodeck is out of order)
     
  2. Bry_Sinclair

    Bry_Sinclair Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Eh?

    Delta IV sex is an open and integral part of their culture, among other Deltans that is as the Oath of Celibacy doesn’t allow them to take advantage of sexually immature species.

    Edo was just a joke, obviously written by some randy old bugger.

    Risa offers a full array of services to guests, but it’d be no different from going to somewhere hot, strutting around in your swimwear and pulling a local due to your assets.

    Orion practices slavery, as property owners can do whatever they want with their slave (not that I agree with that).

    J’naii are genderless and any sexual identity is hunted down and removed, so not exactly much to be had there.

    The Chelon are genderless turtles who lay eggs. If that’s your thing then go nuts.

    On Vulcan the ‘battle to the death’ was only is there was an objection to a pairing, or if one of the partners involved sought another mate. It wasn’t typical behavious.

    Kingons are extreme BDSM. Not for everyone.

    Borg have no sex—unless they get all the drones into hideous catsuits.

    Robot planet is only one better than a night in the holodeck with the Vulcan Love Slave Trilogy.
     
  3. Shat Happens

    Shat Happens Captain Captain

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    You got the wrong planet. Rigel II is where McCoy picked those two cabaret dancers the shore leave planet replicated.
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Wrigley's Pleasure Planet makes Risa look like a friggin' Club Med. :D
     
  5. scotpens

    scotpens Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Do we know what sort of, uh, services are available on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet? Are there any canon references to it other than than one line in "The Man Trap"?

    My preference is the robot planet from "Shore Leave." You can get lifelike sexbots custom-designed from your thoughts and memories, and you don't have to concern yourself with ethical issues like slavery. Just be careful what you think.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    The nearest holodeck.
     
  7. LOKAI of CHERON

    LOKAI of CHERON Commodore Commodore

    Definitely Delta IV - as long as I could convince a Deltan lovely to take as much advantage of my sexual immaturity as possible! :drool:
     
  8. Shawnster

    Shawnster Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    You left off Argelius

    SCOTT: Captain, I think I'm going to like Argelius.
    KIRK: Obviously a man of good taste.
    SCOTT: You mean to tell me all these women, that all this is
    KIRK: Yes, yes, yes. The Argelians think very highly of their pleasure.

    KIRK: Mission accomplished as far as Scotty is concerned. Bones, I know a little place across town where the women
    MCCOY: Oh yes. I know the place. Let's go.
     
  9. Shat Happens

    Shat Happens Captain Captain

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    It's broken. the Bynars messed with it again.
     
  10. The Emissary

    The Emissary Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    I'm confused...why is "Borg" a choice?

    I'd probably go for Risa. Seems normal out of all those options.
     
  11. Shat Happens

    Shat Happens Captain Captain

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    Why not?
     
  12. The Emissary

    The Emissary Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    I think I'm just confused. Is "Borg" a sex planet in Trek lore?
     
  13. Captain Clark Terrell

    Captain Clark Terrell Commodore Commodore

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    Casperia Prime.

    --Sran
     
  14. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    We never actually saw Casperia.
     
  15. Shawnster

    Shawnster Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    We never saw Wrigleys, either.
     
  16. ZapBrannigan

    ZapBrannigan Commodore Commodore

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    I'd take the Shore Leave planet, where the fembots are sanitized for your protection. In a place like Risa, you don't know what you might catch.
     
  17. YJAGG

    YJAGG Commander Red Shirt

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    the whole Orion slave trade thing throws me
     
  18. REDrake

    REDrake Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Yeah, on Risa even girls might actually be guys.

    Say, why is Rigel XII not on the list? Those butterfly girls were quite something...:cool:
     
  19. Star Wolf

    Star Wolf Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Especially after Enterprise since they are not slaves, the pimp guards are. They just play an aggressive submissive :confused: prostitute.

    Does the Mirror Universe count, there were a couple of folks I wouldn't mind working for there.:evil:
     
  20. Kathy Kringle

    Kathy Kringle Commodore Commodore

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    Lol yeah, same here.