Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
groove boldly into the night and then
reach the final frontier of rocking during
their favorite songs from the 20th century.
"Number One" said the Captain "You're fired."
He needed a first officer who wasn't
boring. He need someone who was cool
and not an utter dick like Riker.
Even Wesley was cooler. Who could be
the coolest member of the crew? They
had to have perfect teeth and no
hair that was growing from their lower
chin. Picard knew he couldn't find anyone
else with the right mix of looks
and cellulite, so he chose Mister Mott
to perform a Shakespeare scene to prove
that, no matter who performed Shakespeare, every
role could be made to fit any
humanoid species from any century of history.
"If it is not in original Klingon,
then we'll need to let the actors
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