Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
forays into the unknown, into the vast
expance. Studying Humans Data watched Saw 47
, perplexed as to why humans kept making
pointless films with no plot with such
gruesomely appalling acting. "I'd like to watch
something with Kevin Costner that doesn't have
internal dialogue or organs spewed out like
a Gorn eating a tribe of tribbles
and bits. Rather, I'd like to see
the Tholian all-system ice dancing finals competition
but the only thing was Ferengi QVC
and all they were selling was useless
appliances made on Paklar from mostly radioactive
materials. So Data decided to go to
the place that's the best, Riker's porn
shack, complete with Orion slave girl films.
"Data," he asked in wonderment, "Where are
the Andorian sex tapes I lent you?"
"Doctor Crusher stole them" Data told him.
Riker replied "Crap those are my favorite".
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