Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Vague records dating back to the first
time Worf soiled himself show that he
kept meticulous notes.
"Worf, this is remarkable,"
Riker said as he looked at the
"What possessed you to keep such
a detailed and extensive record, Commander? I've
seen a lot of things...but this...
this is something even Starfleet Academy instructors
could study. I don't recall ever hearing
about an officer who was so thorough."
Riker grinned proudly. "I had a great
big dump in the Captain's private toilet
the other day that deserved a log."
Worf then admitted he liked to sing
Klingon death chants before disembowelling anyone who
did not also enjoy emptying their bowels.
"Yeah, who doesn't enjoy emptying their bowels?"
Riker was shocked at the question but
knew it's truth.
"Can we focus on
something that's a little less, oh, disgusting
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