Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"I - I can taste the dots!," said
LaForge, sharing peyote with Gonzo and Fozzy
as Piggy jostled Crusher out of her way.
"Pigs in space!" Crusher exclaimed in frustration.
"Why not," said an angry Miss Piggy.
"I don't make time for swine!" Beverly
fumed, till Miss Piggy karate-chopped her neck.
Beverly requested pork recipies from the computer;
then Miss Piggy, phaser set on fry,
chased Beverly through a Jeffries tube, emerging
smelling of bacon, having accidentally stunned herself
, muttering, "Wow, what a rush!" Beverly emerged,
Then for no reason Morn walked in
Piggy swooned at the sight of his
tiny little ears. "Oh, Morny!"
"Morn, you old spacekicker," Riker said, "did
you know how horny Miss Piggy is?"
Looking more than a little scared, Morn
began to shake and quiver, then screamed.
"Can you help him, Counselor?"
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