Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
the bridge, but didn't understand bridge on
the river Kwai. She thought it was
confusing, like freeze-tag in the Engineering
, or something called Fizzbin that Riker was
learning from Quark, of all people! He
always winning. He explained, "Well, on Tuesdays
you deal the cards to the player
that has a green hat or a
large left shoe, because they can kick
their own derrieres and bite their foreheads
while juggling chainsaws. This was popular with
people who drank too much of Guinan's
whisky. She always gave it to those
who pointed out she had no eyebrows.
She hadn't grown them for many centuries
because they were singed by a sudden
blast of hot air that came from
a bread making device, and that was
fine, except for the fact that anyone
in the vicinity had better not be
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