Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
anal instrusions, except in the scared ceremony
that no one dares speak of. Should
anyone dare, the ghost of Kayless would
haunt Payless for way less than most
ghosts would simply because so many women
bare their feet there. Bare feet are
"Shut up, Beverly. Now, where was I?"
"You were about to tell us your
Klingon need for self abuse," said Beverly.
Worf's eyes widened at the prospect of
gripping tales of self-pleasurment, often with
the aid of items only available through
discreet mail-order catalogs, like "Better Flogs
and Shackles", "Leather Times", and "Thong World".
"Woah," said Geordi, "this should be good!"
"If it was anything like the last
train to Clarksville, we'll all be having
another Pleasant Valley Sunday," winked Commander Riker.
"Time for an archeological expedition," said Picard
, holding up his trowel and paint brush.
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