Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
always thought Cheez Whiz was underrated. Back
in his academy days, he'd made himself
was looking for the Chateau Picard wine
to go with his Cheez Whiz, which
would been fine - except he also wanted
a Twinkie, but there weren't any. So
what to do, what to do. Picard
heard someone enter. It was a Ferengi.
"Federation Captain, I have something that you
want. It is a hew-mon dessert cake.
I have eaten one and discovered that
the high sugar content has an agreeable
"Weren't we done?"
"It's Wesley. He's
"Ahhh....well....what about those twinkies?"
"The bacon-flavored ones?"
"Make it so."
Picard watched him. "What is the cake?"
"THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!" the Ferengi
shouted at him. "Don't you hoomans know
anything about tube grubs?? My brother was
a famous exporter of the tube grubs.
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