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the planet with vividly colored Vulcan skulls,
the Romulan commander invited several hostages to
sing traditional carols.
"AGAIN, with more feeling!!"
"But Vulcans don't..."
"SILENCE! You will enjoy caroling
"Is 'Old Lang Sign' about Superman?" Saavik
said while high on cocaine. "Because I
think I remember hearing about some sort
of guy who tugged on his cape
in love with a Lana Lang lass,
or someone who looked like her. Sex
was not an issue, because Clark Kent
learned from boxers that women weaken legs.
Smells of spaghetti sauce wafted in through
Mirror Lois though, the 850-pound Warlord from
that mirror universe where bearded evil people
tried in vain to find sharp razors
and had to use nanoprobe-enhanced miniature lightsabers
wielded by minature Ewoks -- even more minature
as nosehair trimmers with an optional multitronic
enhancer resulting in long speeches by the
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