Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Klingon boobs wrestling a couple of boobs
dressed in "Who Farted?" shirts, so he
pulled out his instrument; the room cleared.
He polished it lovingly and added a
pink bow to the end. He liked
to impress the women on the ship
by showing his feminine side. Like the
time he read 50 Shades of Grey
. It's a shame he couldn't stop vomiting
every time he played 'that' tune over
the com. "gotta get down on friday"
haunted his mind worse than the Borg.
Rebecca Black's cryogenically frozen body had been
worshipped by a cult of deaf lunatics
on the outskirts of Earth's solar system
; If revived, no one would be safe
from her screeching, inane lyrics that caused
explosive bowel syndrome throughout the alpha quadrant.
The Federation Council issued an edict that
any vessel in possession of such music
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