Seven Words in TNG

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.

  1. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    to listen to when she visited Earth
     
  2. grabthars hammer

    grabthars hammer Captain Captain

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2005
    Location:
    New Jersey
    "My people died but Rancid lives forever!"
     
  3. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    she yelled as she pulled out a
     
  4. Zameaze

    Zameaze Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2009
    Location:
    California
    an appendage that could have been a
     
  5. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    genital but instead turned out to be
     
  6. grabthars hammer

    grabthars hammer Captain Captain

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2005
    Location:
    New Jersey
    her organic drink dispenser. Business disappeared immediately.
     
  7. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    Ten Forward didn't serve a single drink
     
  8. bbailey861

    bbailey861 Admiral Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2009
    Location:
    Kingston, ON
    until Ensign Barney Gumble appeared and asked
     
  9. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    for an entire pitcher of beer. He
     
  10. grabthars hammer

    grabthars hammer Captain Captain

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2005
    Location:
    New Jersey
    later puked all over Picard's model ship.
     
  11. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    Then he belched loudly and passed out.
     
  12. NCC-1701-B

    NCC-1701-B Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2009
    Location:
    Liverpool
    Picard died. The funeral was rather happy
     
  13. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    until the ghost of Cher appeared and
     
  14. NCC-1701-B

    NCC-1701-B Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2009
    Location:
    Liverpool
    started to hump worfs leg. He let
     
  15. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    out a painful wail that shattered glass
     
  16. NCC-1701-B

    NCC-1701-B Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2009
    Location:
    Liverpool
    and caused an explosive decompression, forcefields could
     
  17. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    not prevent dozens of crewmembers from being
     
  18. NCC-1701-B

    NCC-1701-B Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2009
    Location:
    Liverpool
    sucked out.

    "Enough porn!" Said Riker, as
     
  19. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2001
    Location:
    The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant
    he smeared jelly on his nipples and
     
  20. NCC-1701-B

    NCC-1701-B Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2009
    Location:
    Liverpool
    candle wax on his pubic hair follicles