Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
to listen to when she visited Earth
"My people died but Rancid lives forever!"
she yelled as she pulled out a
an appendage that could have been a
genital but instead turned out to be
her organic drink dispenser. Business disappeared immediately.
Ten Forward didn't serve a single drink
until Ensign Barney Gumble appeared and asked
for an entire pitcher of beer. He
later puked all over Picard's model ship.
Then he belched loudly and passed out.
Picard died. The funeral was rather happy
until the ghost of Cher appeared and
started to hump worfs leg. He let
out a painful wail that shattered glass
and caused an explosive decompression, forcefields could
not prevent dozens of crewmembers from being
"Enough porn!" Said Riker, as
he smeared jelly on his nipples and
candle wax on his pubic hair follicles
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