Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
deckplates so that it could be eaten
in the traditional way. "This tastes like
a combination of chicken and industrial coolant...
pleasant but unrefined."
There wasn't any arguing
about it any longer...there was a
coolant leak in engineering, Geordi was away
from his post and nobody else knew
he had been stalking Leah Brahms again.
He spent hours inside the holodecks practicing
well known sayings of Pepe Le Pew
which turned out to be surprisingly effective
at wooing black and white cats. But
the cats resisted the putrid smell of
his uncleaned, unwashed buttocks and ran screaming
to the escape pods as the core
was ejected into the atmosphere of a
pre warp civilisation.
"Screw the Prime directive",
Riker muttered as he pressed the controls
of his 'Special Edition' Keurig (tm) coffee maker.
The brew started percolating, creating a pleasant
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