Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Momentarily, Picard felt a pang of jealousy,
then he remembered, Pulaski was a man!
Well, not really a man but a
woman who didn't shave anything. Picard liked
a natural girl, but alas, Pulaski was
far from a natural woman. So Picard
decided instead to strand her on a
transporter platform, hoping that nobody would be
the wiser. Suddenly, the Enterprise rocked violently,
thanks to a Quiet Riot cover band
playing that catalogue quite badly.
"Who let them onboard?!" asked Riker, irritated
that his band, the Beards, were banned.
Riker lumbered into the practice room, drop-kicked
the cover-band's lead singer into next week.
"We'll get wild, wild, wild!" warned Worf
, "if your...'musical' practice exceeds 120 decibels!"
"You're on!" yelled Riker and the Beards simultaneously.
The Nine-piece brass band began to blast,
Riker tromboned so hard that Troi got
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