Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
novels. When the Red Shirt Comes Off
was a personal favorite of CDR Riker
and Thomas. They would read it together
on those lonely, boring nights when they
compared the methods in which Counselor Troi
tried to avoid getting pregnant. She preferred
to use a catcher's mitt as a
diaphragm, but found that it irritated and
sometimes fell in and got lost among
Worf's collection of vintage stuffed animals and
Hummel figurines. Will was constantly amazed at
the number of salami, baseball bats, and
rectal thermometers that Deanna had collected over
the day. "The day is still young,"
said Troi, pulling an eggplant out of
of her cleavage and asking Will to
"be a good boy." Sighing, Wil plunged
his teeth into the eggplant and bit
"Deanna, what did I just bite
into? This isn't an eggplant!!" He spat
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