Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
The baby calf was born with a
cowbell which rang for hours on end.
Will Ferrell appeared and asked for "more,"
but was contradicted by Christopher Walken who
said he was the legendary Bruce Dickinson.
A game of Sudden Death Ping-Pong
appeared on the bridge, but there were
none willing to challenge Picard, known throughout
Starfleet as the most skilled player since
defeating his own mother much to her
own embarrassment in the 2325 Ping Pong
Death Match held in Bangkok. What happens
after a Picard victory is both amazing
and embarrassing at the same time. What
isn't as well know, however, is that
he feeds on their fear like a
Vulcan feeds on kittens. "Wait... kittens?" asked
Barclay, suddenly getting very nervous and rubbing
his pelvic region in a feminine manner
, because I'm in heat and
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