Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
nephew, who ironically looks somewhat xindi himself.
Not wanting his derrière defiled, the unwitting
Ensign's niece's nephew locked the stall door.
Unfortunately, the stall door was no match
for the chocolate cake he had to blow
out of his neatly trimmed yet horrifying
eyebrows which he had freshly plucked only
17 years ago during his trip to
Walmart during a time travel experiment gone
surprisingly, exactly as planned. Which of course
meant that history wasn't altered and no
website titled "The People of Wal-Mart" would
not be taken down, much to the
extreme disappointment of everyone, everywhere, ever.
Suddenly, Black Hitler teleported in from the
adjacent Costco, and seemed confused by the
fact that nobody was wearing any pants.
So she, yes she, took hers off
looked down and declared herself the Arian
Warrior Princess Xena Reincarnated Ruler of the
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