Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"That's a naughty little habit,"
Lwaxana Troi exclaimed as she cringed and
turned into Minny Mouse.
"A Changeling!" Worf
shouted. He leaped down and punched Lwaxana
in the face, causing a startled Deanna
to lose bowel control and soil her
rarely worn Starfleet uniform fresh out of
her favorite clothes drawer. She passed out
and turned into a puddle.
Nobody knew what the heck was happening,
not even Q, who stripped naked and
gestured quite proudly towards his newly acquired
publc hair. Lwaxanna fainted on the spot.
It was at that moment that a
Xindi-Reptillian materialized on the bridge and pointed
at Q and giggled.
"The apes have
succeeded in finishing the weapon! It will
destroy us all if we don't pluck
it from its launch platform on the
left ass cheek of Ensign Hapless' niece's
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