Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
fatuous and falsely flaccid facilitation of further
"Resistance is futile" suddenly boomed through
the commsystem of the Enterprise, and Picard
"Signal Red Alert. Arm all weapons
...reroute emergency power to the shields. I'll
be in the captain's loo, contemplating a
way for us to get out of
messy situation. Number Two...uh...One, you
mind getting me a roll of toilet
"We're out, Captain."
The entire crew
was experiencing a shortage of toilet paper
Lines were forming outside the holodecks. It
was actually starting to get quite disgusting.
A Ferengi Marauder appeared and DaiMon Poopalot
issued demands that the Enterprise turn over
a new leaf. The old one was
starting to get quite fragile and was
crumbling apart like the O'Briens' marriage.
DaiMon Poopalot that we will not do
anything until the current Borg threat ends
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