Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
for only 39.95 - but if you order
now, we'll throw in a bonus disc
containing sound effects from every television program
ever set in outer space! Included are
97,542 effects covering everything from
whistling winds to chime-sounding things that
sends shivers up your spine every time
you hear them...so order now! Before
Guinan had a chance to order, Ten-Forward
erupted in a greasy, nasty orgy. She
had wanted new music for the bar
but couldn't decide on hard rock or
Heavy metal, confusing the slash fiction writers
who always imagined that Ten Forward orgies
as opportunities for selling insurance. Never welcome,
Pakled insurance salesmen were the most annoying
aliens to be admitted into the Insurance
industry since the Xindi Reptillians in 2165.
State Farm, Allstate, and Prudential all refused
to allow Pakleds to become full members
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