Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
the Captain of the Enterprise - Kirk excepted.
" Will chuckled a little and put his
pirate hat to answer: "Arrr, shiver me
timbers, Mr. Worf, bring up that video
when the Captain dressed Data as a
bar wench, sent him to ten-forward and
tried to seduce him with Guinan watching,
a series of events that made everybody
wonder. When the Obsidian Order was informed,
they dispatched several agents to kidnap the
barber and replace him with Ilyana Ghemor
"Did we ever get Mott back, sir?"
"He's there, cutting the captain's ear hair
and telling him all the raunchiest gossip."
Mott was notorious for his dirty, dirty
, dirty mind and his most salacious jokes
centered around his "apple sauce", a Bolian
euphemism for you know what. Only Data
did not know what that meant, but
Geordi explained to him with sock puppets.
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