Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Of course, the Klingons hated Tribbles and
since we just said that, let's explain
that the Klingons hated them because of
they move at the speed of life
and eat even faster. They love gagh
but it can turn them violent and
make them get chronic and abundant diarrhea
. Often, there hair would fall out, causing
them to have weird patches of pale
putrid skin appear and spread diarrhea and
bad stomach gas to every other Klingon
and most Klingons do not like that.
Oh, they get bad gas on occasion
but it does NOT smell vanilla lavender!
"Not the smell of a warrior," said
Bumpy, and she jumped in targ dung
and rolled around to cover her entire
naked body and smell like a Klingon.
Then she did a seductive mating dance
which Quark made a video and posted
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