Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
(Has everybody left the ship?)
"I'm no hybrid, Every millimeter of me
is pure, glorious Klingon! Run a tricorder
over every curve and rejoice in the
genetic purity that is my magnificent body!"
"Half Klingon, half Tribble", said the doctor.
"That explains her asexual organs as well
as that excessive hair."
"I don't have
excessive hair, Earther! You take that back!"
She scratched, for her pubic hair was
itching quite horribly and had been for
months, and so was her chest hair
, which overflowed from her blouse
making it look like a carpet had
attempted to invade her. The tricorder scan
could find DNA but the hair hid
not for some reason contain any viable
particle of anything not Tribblish or Klingonese
, which stunned the doctor and made everyone
understand why the Klingons so hated Tribbles.
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