Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
, a concoction so disgusting that it made
the Federation Food Network offer a contract
for a new FEAR FACTOR subspace series
entitled JEAN-LUC PICARD PRESENTS THE WORST EVER
GALACTIC CUISINE. The show was picked up
22 episodes plus a bonus Passover Special
that featured a cameo by ENTERPRISE's Chef
as played by William Riker. This series,
which had a big budget for a
pre-sequel, unfortunately was headed by two morons
named Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble*. They
*Sorry, but I just couldn't take the obvious B&B route...
were from Earth's prehistoric era and didn't
understand sci-fi, but they accepted payment in
carved pieces of stone. Fred liked to
leave work early to explore the various
orifices of Bronto Burgers drive-in waitresses,
but Barney always cautioned him to avoid
checking them. They invented gold-pressed latinum to
throw a monkey wrench into the interstellar
marketplace and piss off the Ferengi, who
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