Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Sam's Choice space cruisers ahead...Wal-Mart territory
"Red alert. Arm all weapons," Picard ordered.
"Most of their systems are cheaply made
," Data observed. "Two torpedoes should cripple them."
"They are hailing us, sir." "On screen!"
"Cleanup in Aisle 7," said the enemy.
"And you are Aisle 7. Prepare to
be downsized!" said Picard the jerk. The
Enterprise unleashed its arsenal of torpedoes, BUT
they were American torpedoes and misfired onto
Aisle 8 where camping and firearms were.
The aisle exploded, blue-vested Wal-Mart workers
died at their stations in a display
of brightly coloured turnips which
flared briefly in the intense heat of
the radiating glow of the hot magma
. Picard looked at Data and said "Why
do they resist? We only seek to
outsource their menial jobs to other nations
so they can go back home to
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