Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
and touching somebody's hand. Making the world
hornier than a mugato in the spring.
"Your sweetness is my weakness," Worf warbled.
"Nice try," replied Troi, as she reached
for a can of Raid(tm). "Bugger off you!"
She sprayed the can towards his lower
parts, but it didn't deflate his libido.
"Bug spray is Klingon aphrodisiac," he leered.
Whom also used it as a lubricant
to let him make love quite roughly.
When warbling Worf walked within wiffing distance
Guinan ripped his uniform off, growling sexily.
This stopped him briefly as he relised
Guinan was even older than his great-great-great-great-great-grandmother!
"I can teach you things that would
curl your toes," Guinan said, sashaying wildly.
Worf weighed his options. Dally or not?
"Today is a good day to dally!"
"That's the spirit, big boy," Guinan purred.
Wesley watched the pair, disgusted yet aroused
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